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Info Petite Nation Kaleb Horton: The Future of Canadian Sports 3 days ago

AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."

whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around

One consistent thing this time of year is that there are crows everywhere. I spend a lot of time thinking about crows. They have the most obnoxious vocalizations of maybe any animal, they’re aesthetically unpleasant and feel like a harbinger of death, and they know when they’re bothering you and they enjoy doing it. Drives me crazy how well they’ve adapted to LA. I saw one just this week going through a garbage can, methodically picking items out of it one by one and tossing them on the ground, looking for foodstuffs. It was making a horrible mess, a mess you’d normally associate with humans. They’re such a pest, and the worst part is you have to respect it. They’re fat and happy and they thrive. They’re annoying in a way that suggests profound intelligence. If they could get around to inventing money, they should get tickets for littering. Treated like equals. I have met crows that should be in jail. There’s one in my neighborhood that seems to have a problem with me personally. They’re my favorite bird.

Revisited this spectacular Kaleb Horton paragraph about crows this morning. "I have met crows that should be in jail" is one of those sentences that's so good you're initially furious you didn't write it yourself before circling back around to just being glad you got to read it.

RIP Kaleb Horton, a guy so much funnier and more literary than the modern writing world deserved. I wish he'd gotten the chance to age into the cranky, loving elder craftsmen that he wrote about.

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Tell it I say hi and thank it for its service (eating ticks)

I don't even remember if they were punks, it just had a punk-ish sensibility to the art, to my eyes. I bookmarked a print ages ago and then got rid of the bookmark, but I remember liking the style.

More triangles and less detail, I remember

Damn, those are good guesses, but not it

I think sometimes they're anthopormophic. All I remember is that it's a very jagged, scratchy linework with some... flat colors, I think? Punk vibes-ish?

Can't remember the name of that artist I've seen on here that has a really spiky jagged style and draws a lot of possums and racoons and other critters. If anyone knows, can they link me?

Time Force X: Mission of Lennon by Anime Sickos Podcast Go back and time and save John Lennon in this dumbass comedy game

Play my game

it has never been harder to be a chill dude. all day every day, the chill is challenged. they wanna see you heated. they HATE to see you jus chillin

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A good excuse to reshare and reread your excellent script either way

It's crazy how similar it looks... I hope you got some royalties

@tommchenry.bsky.social @tomharrison.bsky.social @animesickos.bsky.social @shariauncle.bsky.social Absolutely adored Time Force X. Hooted, hollered, sent it to all my friends (that are cool). Great game!

I love the ranking episodes

woah

Yeah, it rules lol

If they were brave (maybe they are, I haven't played it) they'd make you roll a d20 and if you get a bad score, they castigate you.

10 years from now, it's RRR

you gotta rewatch hackers

The door to the FORBRUGERRÅDET office in Copenhagen. The third R is falling off slightly.

Give me your heart, make it real, or else

Classic: astro rites

same

yah, might as well