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"We know you don't care about your students, but if what if we could make it look like you did?"

I can’t believe I never knew you were Walt Jr. from Breaking Bad

Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me taping at Segerstrom theater in Costa Mesa

Hanging out with every Orange County wine mom

I bet he's got an answer for that one and it's the most insane thing you've ever heard in your life

A guy holding a big sign that says, “it’s easy to be an atheist if you don’t think about where everything ‘came from’”

This guy is posted up in front of the chem department office and is being completely ignore by everyone passing by, good work out there everyone

Donald Trump looking dismissive or unaware that there's a guy getting medical attention three feet to his left

[record scratch] "yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up in this situation"

He knows that the ideal timeframe for field dressing a guy who collapses in front of you is as soon as possible, ideally within 30 minutes of the kill, but definitely within 1-2 hours, to prevent spoilage and ensure the highest quality meat

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Dallas and Fort Worth both have Republican mayors so I guess the answer is DFW

I think this is correct and also I’m sure that Trump isn’t sad about the fact that the airports are in blue cities and states

The absolute worst-case scenario for me in terms of a very narrow work matter is for it to end on 11/13 so unfortunately I can’t support you on this

Tell him the Big 10 is a better conference than the SEC, I bet he takes it extremely normally

Poor thing just wanted to pee on some bushes

One advantage of the time change is that it makes it easier to see the coyotes that Callie wants to fight on our morning walks

You have to admit that it’s unnecessary to imprison them after they’re killed with no trial

I wonder what that cut after “horrible atrocities” is hiding…

Seems like all these videos have a really obvious jump cut in them, old man can’t even get through a brief speech without fucking it up. Sad, low energy!

Has he even thought about what this is going to do to my #skycards?

My guess is the teleprompter said "South America" the first time and he misread it, then tried to save himself with...whatever that was

Sounds like a lot of work but I think we should at least consider it

Hey man, several dozen people live in the blue areas on that map

I have to eat goat meat instead of extruded pork lips? That’s it, I’m moving to Boca Raton

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Prop 50 is more than enough to carry me through it, the CA republicans are so upset. I have a social event tonight where I will be around a lot of them, I can’t wait to see how they’re doing

My 1998 Toyota Tacoma with the manual transmission and standard cab was the ideal vehicle, they (literally) don’t make ‘em like that anymore

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

That’s the stuff right there