tiffany lockhart

okay so i know i said i would challenge elon musk to a duel in my last post. but i would also bare his devil spawn for 15million if he is just out here offering. we can fight after.

im only a contractor but how can I tell him I spent all day thinking about putting his head on a spike

is it technically a “death threat” if I challenge elonia to a duel? like yeah, one of us will die, but like you have accept it?

anyway, don’t be a coward, you don’t want to be known as the billionaire scared of fighting a girl

if i was ever a defense attorney my slogan would be “i probably think you’re guilty but i will fight for you anyway because fuck the government”

…i think i’d do well?

all I have to say to @trickweekes.bsky.social & @karinww.bsky.social & so many others is THANK YOU. yall helped me navigate my career path. mass effect literally changed my life. i now work making suits to help people go into space because of that game. i love & appreciate you with my entire soul

let me at ‘em

it is a sad day for bioware. seeing such a large portion of my life crumple is disheartening. thank you for writing the love of my life. there would be no shepard without vakarian

sometimes, owners really do look like their pets

me when I have a dad who abandoned me for donald trump and the playlist goes from “the smallest man who ever lived” to “you’re on your own, kid”

i might be biased but definitely space. (if anything else, less pressure & trash)

hi babes💕

a woman is sitting at a table with a #schitts creek logo on the bottom ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with a #schitts creek logo on the bottom

do i know what this means? no. am i still kind of into it?

me watching elon’s salute:

a man is driving a car and making a face . ALT: a man is driving a car and making a face .

it shut down for me at 11:24, I STILL HAD 36 MINUTES, I STILL HAD 36 MIIIIINNNNUUUTTTESSSS😭

rewatching breaking bad and honestly the fact that bros were riding hard for walter, & against skylar so hard they sent her actress DEATH threats is wild to me. walt was egotistical, narcissistic & manipulative. even in the beginning, he was a little prick. she should’ve aqua tofana’d him

i feel like we all glossed over the end of Sesame Street too quickly. for many immigrants coming here, Sesame Street is how they learn English. it’s not just the kids, it’s everyone that’s affected

im just a fangirl, like good for you, whatever you are

what was he doing by the dawns early light? PERVERT FRANCIS

leave-ins, pls let us know. for science

some say “sweata weatha” I say it’s “soup coup” season

i dont even drive, im 36🫠

(but i have mostly lived in major cities after 18, and also dont mind walking 2miles if shit hits the fan)

aka don’t ask me to park either😭

but he can drive?!

so an ai computer named willow has discovered that there are, in fact parallel universes. i just hope the other versions of me are happy & loved. you babes deserve it

im sorry for your lots

and here I thought you were diagnosed handsome!

but really colon cancer is so deadly and fast! so proud you are here 6yrs later, and looking GREAT!

LOVE that. particularly as an alcu member that is about to be “defunded” lol. immigration and class action is needed more than ever. love that you are going in to help. and tbh we are all freeballing in life anyway 💕💕

has luigi mangione been transferred yet? I need to know where to go to tell him there is an emotional support anarchist latina who is also a white girl ready to go bug mode on his D like YESTERDAY? (it’s me, hi, im the problem, it’s me)

i also have this problem whenever i open my mouth to speak irl

i love me a good shitposting fam🫶🏻🫶🏻

thank you for being a congress member I am proud to be represented by. in more ways than one💕