Iโm back! Went on a seniors cruise and slept with all the newly widowed men.
27.05.2024 04:20 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm so organized at work while Iโm a hoarder at home with all the stuff I borrow(steal) daily.
26.04.2024 06:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm so organized at work while Iโm a hoarder at home with all the stuff I borrow(steal) daily.
26.04.2024 06:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Found some wigs in the warehouse today. I tried them on and posted myself on Twitter naked.โ I should be trending by now.
24.04.2024 23:12 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thank you so much.
26.04.2024 05:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Found some wigs in the warehouse today. I tried them on and posted myself on Twitter naked.โ I should be trending by now.
24.04.2024 23:12 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We donโt allowed Swifties on the premises.
23.04.2024 22:49 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Could you make me a link. Please. Iโd really appreciate it.
23.04.2024 22:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
So I let Sal the janitor name the tarantula Bubba I regret it now. He looks like a Walter.
23.04.2024 20:20 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Today someone brought in a tarantula we were surprised by how friendly he was. We had a dollhouse here so for now he has his own home.
22.04.2024 23:50 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Here at the lost and found we get the strangest calls. Just today someone called for a handjob. We are not hiring at the present time.
22.04.2024 23:24 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
no klaatu no barada no nikto
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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
he/him
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Former medic, did other stuff too. Trying to write more, really.
Just this guy.
I dig MST3K, film, retro games, Muppets, Iron Chef, hosted movie shows, birdwatching, horror/sci-fi, pro wrestling, oldies/jazz music, coffee mugs, tacky aloha shirts, etc.
Howdy!
av: MST3K's Crow in tux
banner: Keep circulating the tapes
Really likes Bride of Frankenstein
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
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Sad clown with a caffeine buzz.
brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ He/him
Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
Search link tutorial: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p
Join me on Mastodon (beige.party): @professorkiosk@beige.party
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me โฌ๏ธ
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Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him/his
Fitzyโs Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2
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Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
INFP - Sigma | Ambivert | Hopeless Romantic Dork | @lostingoodvibe.bsky.social lil boo ๐๐น
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