Ten pound bag

This is just like when I dreamt we did a museum robbery in South Utsire which is a Spanish possession and then we regrouped in Rome and the traffic was really bad and I was extorted a handful of change by some street lads when I pulled over to make a phone call

This had better not interfere with shareholder dividends

You can't take it with you

Does he live on the moon?

Trump's worst nightmare should be the pointy tailed guy counting down the hours before he arrives

Rejoin.

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You can't take it with you

The stupidest thing a nation has done since the Mayans put their human sacrifices in their wells

Pissman

Try eating vegetables

Armchair ham spangle deskfan branches pudding cat helm.

Someone's wank portal went flat

If socialist Hungary is laying people off, they're in big trouble

Banana republic

If you love somebody, set them free

Wild man

No.

90s rain streaked tinted render. Ghastly

Bruce Springsteen is 2 acts. A recording artist and a live band. You don't necessarily get the former when you see the latter. Old school but not unusual

What did you ask her?

She was probably hungry. I get pretty grumpy when I'm hungry

He's just a racist who likes being on the telly.

I hope his plane doesn't crash and he's eaten by snakes. Or rats.

This is just like when I dreamt I was trying to get insurance for a job via a payphone in a Catalan bar and the 10p seemed to last forever and then I was watching a film where Captain Mainwaring was arresting people

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I keep mine in the cupboard under the stairs

Is your girlfriend very attached to you?

Ha ha ha ha ha. How do you like that, NYT? You had enough yet?