cleavergirl

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

coe from slow horses, hood up with a knuckle knife

answering the door after forgetting I ordered delivery

the strange team up is so nice!

I hate when I'm watching a show while eating and then it cuts to someone in the show eating. Excuse me I didn't ask for a mirror, I don't want to think about what I look like right now I wanna watch my stories and stuff my face in the dark like an adult

I am a sucker for congee

😱want

i don’t want a vacation i want to be lightly sedated and placed beneath a tree

Without downloading new pics, what is it like to date you?

It's absurd how many of the problems in my life at this moment would be solved by something as simple as rents not being so fucking high.

like jumping out a window after?

every smokers pit outside a bar needs a magician

good morning folks. how is everybody doing today. normal I hope

some may call it easily distracted but I'm pretty sure my brain knows what it's doing

inventing the perfect chewing gum, it will release a protective shield on your teeth when chewed appropriately, but will detonate and explode your head off your body if you chew too loud

Two stills from the television show What We Do in the Shadows both showing Colin Robinson. In the first he is speaking with a neutral expression on his face and text that reads "yeah I'm not positive what my deal is either" the second shows him speaking while smiling with text that reads "so I just sort of keep on trucking"

At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.

omw

Yeaaah probably not taking any notes from the under socialized group on emojis

poutine for every body

everything I have posted to this website is retroactively off the record

sounds like you mixed up your dates and have a conflicting prior commitment to me

a woman says blah blah vampire emergency blah in a dark room ALT: a woman says blah blah vampire emergency blah in a dark room

when you catch me sneaking out of the function

I'm going to need to know more about this

pooplane seems a lot worse than the "let them eat cake" thing (fake quote or not a lot of ppl accepted this was a good reason to drop the chop)

looks amazing!!

on the list of things I recommend but unsure if I'd watch again, 10/10

narrator voice: everything indeed worse

kciked in the head by the disc horse

at least get a vending machine burrito choom

scrounged up every book he could find huh