Michael

Nixon and Elvis shaking hands

Nicki Minaj and Trump shaking hands

Reality has run out of new ideas

Britney Spears in red latex with backup dancers in silvery outfits

Destiny's Child wearing burnt orange plastic-looking tops and shiny black pants

Nsync wearing sparkly silver suits

Pop music was like

You hear so much about Yacht Rock but it's like no one even remembers Cruise Ship Country or Tugboat Techno

performing self-care by getting so high at work they think I'm sick and send me home

Yes I figured that out, but I believe this book wraps up the main story of the pilgrims so I won't feel quite so pressed to immediately go out and get books three and four

I decided to read Hyperion last year but no one told me that it just ends abruptly without resolving the main story. Really enjoying this one so far, though.

*flirting* hey baby, wanna fix me?

Paul and Davey are obviously lovers. It just wasn't polite to say so at the time

Just enough to make sure it passes while still allowing their colleagues to vote NO so they don't get yelled at by their constituents. It's the kind of bold leadership that we've come to expect from Jeffries et al.

It only makes sense if you think politicians should follow opinion polls instead of leading based on firmly held principles.

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"

"Forrest Gump With Big Naturals"

See those masked pricks looking at their feet while their buddy interrogates a child? They know what they're doing is wrong. They're pathetic losers

And also here's another $10B for ICE

Live off scraps and be grateful for it

Lilliputian? Like the Beatles?

Everyone was taking dexedrine back then and that stuff makes adderall seem like a strong cup of coffee

What reach! What influence!!!

Look at that! Brendel got over 300 likes in a few minutes lol

Reminds me so much of the situation with Baalke and the Khans

Can AI give me cheddar cheese that doesn't cause gas? No? Then shut up about it!

Is this ozempic face?

Deleting because you're right it's not relevant to what you said and I don't really want to argue with you. We're on the same side.

What’s missing from the online discourse about the viral Jacksonville Jaguars interview The Black Press never agreed to conform to the mainstream media’s ideal of “objectivity.”

New from me: There's some context missing from all of the conversation about Lynn Jones Turpin, the Black journalist who went viral for her words to the Jacksonville Jaguars head coach

My ultimate take on what Jags playoff loss meant: outside of elite run D, defense overachieved most of the season and played some horrible quarterbacks.

I thought Camp honestly called a good game. Just didn’t have the horses in secondary and DL to stop an MVP QB, which wasn’t a new issue

Been saying for weeks that the Jags secondary would be their biggest weakness in the playoffs. Disguised coverages will only take you so far against talented veteran QBs.

a painting of a face with the words ham written on it Alt: a painting of a face with the words ham written on it

HAM

The first 5 people to correctly diagram that sentence will be automatically entered into a drawing to be my friend.

Really enjoy seeing a cat-themed 1995 nfl expansion team based in a mid-sized southern city that I sometimes root for make it to the postseason under the leadership of a young HC who previously coached Baker Mayfield as OC of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

And written by Shane Black, writer/director of The Nice Guys