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Evan Markfield

@evanmarkfield.bsky.social

✍️Brand marketing writer,🐏Tar Heel,πŸ—ΌCarrboroite whose phone is too full of cat photos and is just glad to be here.

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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

09.02.2026 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 32550    πŸ” 9755    πŸ’¬ 536    πŸ“Œ 353
A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption β€œwe always loved a bad bunny”

A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption β€œwe always loved a bad bunny”

PBS kids is sending me

09.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4511    πŸ” 994    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 31

Tar Heel to Tar Heel Super Bowl touchdown! (Pregame intros notwithstanding)

09.02.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My takeaway from this rant is even Trump didn’t watch that Kid Rock thing.

09.02.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2205    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 5

This absolutely rules

09.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28939    πŸ” 5026    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 155

What a fun halftime show! I'd feel bad for anyone watching the "other" one if they deserved such sympathy. But alas.

09.02.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny Halftime Show doing an easter egg to the 49ers substation electromagnetic field conspiracy theory.

09.02.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1057    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 5

i know. but i can't let it go unmentioned!

08.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hell yeah

08.02.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we won and we lost ... and we won #DTHmafia

08.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*hey maybe I'll walk up to franklin!*
*Looks at temperature, pours scotch instead*

08.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't be jealous, friend πŸ˜‰

08.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#GDTBATH but the (double) court storming is embarrassing

08.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

06.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5117    πŸ” 1031    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 27

Someone said Republicans are school shooters and Democrats are the Uvalde cops and man…

03.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2246    πŸ” 573    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 14

if you think their business model is based on finding lost puppies, boy do I have an authoritarian military industrial state apparatus to upsell you

02.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

If you still don't think ICE is secret police who's job is to terrorize neighborhoods and nothing else, here you go. Plain as day. If you can't get on board with abolish and dismantle this immediately then you should take a long time to think about what path this leads to. And quickly.

02.02.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Protest sign from MN that says, β€œDEARLY BELOVED.
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

Protest sign from MN that says, β€œDEARLY BELOVED. WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TODISMANTLE THIS THING CALLED ICE.” with a picture of Prince in the left hand lower corner.

10/10 ICE protest sign

31.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9571    πŸ” 2629    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 116

Unmarked car, no lights or police insignia. Masked armed men leap out. Victim not in the act of committing any crime. This is not how a serious federal law enforcement agency acts in a free society.

How is this not supposed to be a β€œright wing paramilitary force loyal to the regime”?

31.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6164    πŸ” 2103    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 60
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This is the way, make β€œok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.

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In the past couple days I think I finally came to terms with the unspeakable things the country will have to go through before we get to the other side. A private army with unlimited funding operating outside the law is gonna do some real bad shit before it can be stopped.

22.01.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 603    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
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The absolute accuracy of this.

18.01.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 29218    πŸ” 5132    πŸ’¬ 1052    πŸ“Œ 365

so some news from the MPLS people in my group chats: ICE seems to be moving into the black/brown enclaves of North Minneapolis ahead of weather conditions that will likely hinder their movement; they want to spend this time making content specifically sparring with minorities, slave patrol shit

15.01.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1343    πŸ” 425    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 12

This never happened and he shot her in the face. Look I know most people don't read or watch CBS News to begin with as is evidenced by the ratings, but I don't care what happens going forward when this is over, CBS is done forever. We should've put them down for Big Bang Theory but let's do it now

14.01.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 919    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 7

Note that the fascist is not using the pepper spray for crowd control. He is entering a vehicle unimpeded to depart. He is simply using the pepper spray to physically punish an unarmed citizen he doesn't like.

12.01.2026 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7924    πŸ” 2588    πŸ’¬ 144    πŸ“Œ 67

Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of

12.01.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6614    πŸ” 1050    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 31

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