Doubting John Thomas

Timmy Lea, always trying to improve himself by reading books in between the mad shagging

Telling my kids these were the Two Ninnies

I think you will find the correct name is "the Monty Python boys".

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I just verified my age by taking No Parlez to a party

Absolutely agree with you there

Yeah but. I quit the other place but went back for a nose the other day. Full of Reformy types all whining and demanding some sort of military coup to topple the govt. Almost like democracy if fine if its Brexit-coloured but anything they don't like must be torn down.

All these folks who a week ago were setting fire to their MAGA hats because of the Epstein files not being released now going "Epstein files? What Epstein files? Don't give a shit about them" and having t-shirts printed with OBAMA IS A DIRTY TRIATOR

Their lives must be so exhausting

Is there a sexier 70's trio than these three?

It is exciting work.

A sign saying "FOD BIN". (There is an aeroplane in the background, because it's at an airport) .

A Gary Larson cartoon of a dog luring a cat into the washing machine with signs that say "CAT FUD".

Every time I see this sign, I think "it's a trap!"

Mr Lucas and Mr Humphries at the Coldplay gig

Remember back when people didn't give two shits about flags?

I mean, they still don't but they pretend they do.

How long until Nectarine Nero claims his great-uncle invented the word 'and'?

As my gran would say: he's got a heed like a thumb

"The girl who normally does this was caught making eyes at the stable boy so we sacked her on the spot. I rather regret that now."

"The British public will never forgive the Elites for this monstrous betrayal."

Don't be fooled by the cover - it's actually a really shit album

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A sausage roll, no wrapper, on the floor of a bus, under a seat

There's always someone having a worse day than you

I know he's an old man but John Cleese looks like he's had his head scrambled with Graeme Garden's

"I speak as I find" types deserve only one response: "So do I and you're a cunt."

Assuming that there is a US election in 2028 and Orange is still somehow sentient, how sweet it will be seeing him bawling again that the election was stolen then blubbering with incomprehension because he's unable to whip up another January 6, just a lone pick-up truck with Cletus and his kin

Seeing who's died today I am reminded of a band I saw years ago at Manchester Uni called Norman's Blasted Cobblers.

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Overheard in the gym:

"I watched that Jurassic Park film on the weekend."
"What's it about?"

Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery!

If I were king for a day I'd command Van Morrison to join The Wiggles

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"That money was just resting in my account."