Deport Elon

I have to live my truth. Sprinkles are bad. They’re like eating static

Humanity needs to evolve past the need to parallel park

Gotta say this porch seems like prime real estate, worth spending a lot of time on

After getting to that point the rogue like nature of the game kinda sapped my will to continue

Oh yes very easy to spot to those with eyes to see

Some learn lessons the hard way

hm bad girl

I think you’ve the face card to pull it off, my friend

You must do it to balance out her negative vibes. But doing it in DC is the worst town for it lol

We must mine greedily

The fishnets 😤

I’ve recently come down with a very stubborn case of dermatitis question mark so to me this is representation

Don’t worry they’re all full of bad ideas that would make your head hurt

I hold grudges but I can never remember why

Usually the cat fellas but these guys look like bad furry suits so not doing that this time around

Keep the trend going by giving an old BioWare franchise to Larian

The cardinals are SO loud right at dawn they think they brought spring

Bout to get real good at squirrel hunting and going frogging

Especially to live in that expensive ass city. I hope karma is real for the perpetrators and those people can find something quickly

That’s awful. Can’t imagine how sick they must feel to have traded all those years of more higher salaries for steady eddy guarantee and to have these brats come in and do this

I’ve been wondering what it’s like but it seems like such a horror show I didn’t want to ask

I substituted tofu for the fish and it turned out DISGUSTING ⭐️

This fills me with determination which will hopefully not last longer than 4 hours

Your TikTok/resignation letter was powerful. Unfortunate that cowards only learn too late appeasement doesn’t work

Find a suitably racist replacement. This is actually the easiest step in the summoning

i would befriend them as if they were large, flightless corvids

god those things were inescapable back in the day

hey sorry my dad has kind of a weird name that seems like a bunch of names put together

yeah i could never but goddamn is it a vibe

damn. it’s such a shame we look so good with bleached hair