Kirsten

the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you

Cartoon showing dinosaurs, smoking cigarettes, with the caption “the real reason dinosaurs became extinct”

Graham Linehan is all of them without a mask and that's why they hate him.

Brazil's first world cup try 🙌🪄🥳

Shouted out to the group of occasional rugby people I was with: “that’s Squidge Rugby”. Nothing. Heathens

Would also recommend not telling the PO the basis of plea is a load of shit, but you took it because you’ll get a lighter sentence.

She’s a terf

Sisyphus having to move a mountain of clothes off The Chair on to the bed in the morning, and then plopping them back on The Chair at night

We were in Colorado when the US shutdown order came, eventually got a flight back to the UK. There had been signs everywhere in the US, social distancing in place, masks everywhere…got to Heathrow and it was like Covid didn’t exist.

This was my bible. Given it is £57 on Amazon marketplace, I guess it’s a relic of good time past.

I loved Jordan; amazing scenery and history, delicious food and the friendliest people.

What We Do in the Shadows on Disney+. Six perfect seasons of Matt Berry and Natasia Demetriou.

Once I drove at them, not hitting,
But with aggression unbefitting
To their grief, now they are shitting,
Shitting ever on my car

Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker

Humidity is pathetic. Oh the air wants to be water for a bit? No. Stay in your fucking lane.

It’s very much appreciated!