Skaal

Finally watched Trap and it was great, once again people don’t recognise true cinema. Campy single-concept thrillers are an art form

How do I always forget that Twin Peaks opens with Josie serving absolute face

Every time someone says a very muscular man with 25% body fat has a “dad bod” an angel loses its wings

it's amazing how they keep flanking him with the most miserable, evil-looking people you can imagine when he looks like a marble sculpture that escaped from the museum in the vatican

A Star Wars fan theory I have is that no one at that opera with the floating blobs knew what the fuck was going on but they were all too embarrassed to admit it

I somehow got a papercut on one of my baby’s board books tonight… the very hungry caterpillar took a bite out of ME

Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”

[playing poker]

FRIEND: I’m all in

ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too

FRIEND: um, a pair of kings

ME: you bet we are

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

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