They’re called 4x4s. Because statistically they make you 4 times more likely to kill a 4 year old.

Oh snap!

If we forever fight to prevent change for the better, then guess what kind of change we will get instead

Cool cool. So, the IDF?

Unless he’s in the bath.

What if he’s in the bath?

Was looking for something to watch and took a chance on War Pony. I strongly recommend. I loved that film and will probably watch it again tomorrow.

I see the BBC are showing Children of Men tonight if anyone’s into reality television.

Jemima Racktool?

But it is specifically what you in particular voted for. Or do you just understand politics less well than the average person?

Can’t understand people pronouncing it Nuh-tella. It’s obviously Newt-tella. Because it’s made out of newts.

It’s a total pipe dream. The costs of it would massively outweigh the costs of keeping this planet habitable, which seems like a much better idea.

Tabs still piss me off. I always accidentally close the window when I just want to close the tab and am trying to Alt-Tab my way back to what was on my screen a second ago - which was the same damn app but a different tab.

Headline reading People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy The faster you walk the more unhappy you are. With a photo of people's legs on a crosswalk. Post by shalina @jambufloyd Damn right. I'm unhappy cause I'm trapped behind a slow walker now move

Was it a Tesla? I heard they do that sometimes.

Reading this in the UK where we have plenty of eggs but an even sadder situation where we have no access to raccoons.

The JD Vance team flagged my TikToks for impersonation and had my account banned for making fun of him in a doughnut shop.

Wetted Moppet
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Group of Labour MPs urge No 10 to be tougher on migration to fend off threat from Reform Exclusive: Pressure group of MPs from constituencies where Reform came second at last election call for Labour to ‘shout louder’ about action on immigration

Just utterly clueless stuff.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Tony Holmes is such a referee.

Schrodinger: [playing dead and alive]

Bear: what the hell

Presumably, by “Today” he means ‘2008’.

Pretty much worked for Hawaii.

Fair.

Voters:
1.) hate elites
2.) distrust the media
3.) are broadly receptive to elite cues from the media

Idk man. I got nothing.

I’d say I depend on it more in January than in other months. It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s depressing. I want a drink. Also - I’m Scottish and Burn’s night is in January. They literally couldn’t have picked a worse month for it.

Reminder “oh my god, Becky look at her butt” passes the Bechdel test.

[loud crashing noises] im in