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I am a real doctor
Ni hao, playboy
12.02.2026 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If i lost my legs i would be so annoying about it - i would hit people with my wheelchair on purpose
11.02.2026 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Superbowl ads suggest the entire economy is AI, crypto and sports betting
09.02.2026 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rolling the condom all the way over my balls
06.02.2026 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Simpsons porn real
Simpsons porn canon
I cant wait until The Rizzler is president
05.02.2026 20:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting burned for my heresies later :/
03.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Girls FTW!) kind of a dead giveaway
02.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think ppl are generally getting worse at detecting fakes and satire - been seeing a lot of ppl think the one very obviously fake Elon Epstein email is real
02.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ethan Hunt has only 10 minutes to shit and wipe and he cant look at his phone
29.01.2026 12:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Someone needs to give Fat Bam Margera a new show where he pranks his much older dad fatly
24.01.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Driving with my hazard lights on to let people know im drunk
23.01.2026 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They want to lock me up for being the craziest white boy to ever do it
22.01.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inviting girls to my house to listen to podcasts and no talking
17.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The masked men that kill people with impunity need to better communicate with the unmasked men that kill people with impunity
10.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love my blue collar friends and would trust them with my life, but I do not think they should be allowed to vote
08.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Social media isn’t for political debates, its for commenting “washed” under every new costco guys video
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J6 may have been a negative sign of whats to come, but it was also very funny - we must hold both truths in our hearts
06.01.2026 21:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wealthy socialite:
I was abroad all last year
Woke groucho marx:
My compliments to your surgeon i could barely tell
Literally the ending of Avatar: 3
03.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Avatar 4: Spiders Revenge
Avatar 5: Son of Spider
James Cameron heard the pleas of America and he has delivered 100% more Spider
03.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This happened because you didnt post enough
03.01.2026 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First female president: Marjorie Taylor Greene - D
29.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing my civic duty by convincing my republican coworkers that voting is gay
29.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*taking an incriminating photo of several world leaders and Jeff Epstein*
Ok now do a silly one
Filming the birth of my child with a fish eye lens
25.12.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The lion does not concern himself with his cholesterol
25.12.2025 20:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crazy ass white boy adds chia seeds to his oat meal: details at 11
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