If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot.
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Social media is the seashell people hold up to their ear, hoping for wisdom but mostly getting static and fart noises.
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Never trust Midwestern spring
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Bienvenido bárbaro!
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Be the kind of doctor who changes diapers for patients
(Though I am in pediatrics, which makes it easier!)
#PedsICU
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