Just Mook

my incubus prefers to be the little spoon

Funnily enough, the top in a cleaning kink relationship is also called a Scrub Daddy.

The struggle is most definitely real

Underrated perk of working from home is feeling safe having a transition sticky note for the first couple days.

If someone shady gets into my home office the least thing I'm worried about is my work login.

Chili's is releasing a line of cowboy boots.

My first thought was "Who would buy those!?" followed immediately by. "I probably don't want to know."

Did he beat? Or did his team beat? The Eagles were an absolutely stacked roster last season.

Being a top 10 qb is a great honor.

meeps me like you meep it

While spooning.

🎵🎵 If you feel it and you like it back it up! 🎵🎵

Because of course Manscaped is the sponsor for Team USA Dodgeball.

Watching old live videos of Jethro Tull answers the question

"What if a coked up metal band played at a Renaissance Festival?"

The age of men looks like it's ending. Anyone got an in to Rivendell?

What if we kissed at the continental breakfast buffet?

just in time for summer: saltwater taffy you can wear

Why did evolution make guys horny in the morning and women horny at night? How does that work for anyone?

'Ey! Tell yo mother I said Happy Mother's Day!

An art school for toddlers called “crap with crayons”.

you’ll sleep when you’re dead? that’s nice. i probably won’t

coffee you are really good
coffee give me morning would

That's what cocktails are for.

why yes..
my buffoonary is subliminal you're welcome,love

I come from a long line of very tired people

them: you’re absolutely glowing
me: ty it’s my incandescent rage

I never realized how much I rub my eyes until the eye doctor told me not to rub my eyes.

Why is it called glue stick and not sticky stick?

Logged into vivino and did a couple of wine ratings …

“Earthy and girthy” was one of them, and incidentally, that’s also how I like my men.

What wine pairs best with a sausage mcgriddle?

There's a universe where Doritos are a weight loss food; but the cicadas are probably flesh eating. So, you know, pros and cons.

As one should.

When you knock on the door of my secret club and are replied “who’s there?” the passphrase you’ll need is “Abe Froman, the sausage king of Chicago.”