Bad Demon Spirit

They've finally made an AI that falls for right wing propaganda

Hahaha c'est pas "at" mais "ad" hahaha GOTCHA *un groupe de skinheads arrive et me fracasse le crâne a coup de barres de fer*

Rudy Giuliani on Facebook posting a photo of the twin towers burning on 911 superimposed with his own face and the message "New York, you forgot"

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

This goes so hard

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch

Nation’s Older Brothers Recommend Not Being Such A Little Bitch
https://theonion.com/nation-s-older-brothers-recommend-not-being-such-a-litt-1823191955/

Je souhaite une bonne journée aux ingenieurs de Stellantis qui viennent d'apprendre qu'ils étaient médiocres.

Honestly climate change is not much of a big deal. The real danger is a chatbot starting to kill people for some reason

Theorem: There are no interesting numbers.

Proof: Consider an arbitrary number n. n is uninteresting. n has no nontrivial properties at all.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I'm surprised to learn this week that French and British museums consider theft wrong

Les Republicains viennent de perdre 80% de leurs membres.

Y a pas quelqu'un pour dire a Trump que le Sacré Coeur fait parti de la East Wing?

YouTube video by Lorcan the Hedgehog The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXXVI Opening

The madman did it. He really did it

??????????

Au bureau, un manager l’air satisfait balance dans un sourire : « Lefebvre, votre poste a été remplacé par une IA ! » Lefebvre s’offusque : « Impossible ! » Puis ils se tournent tous deux vers le poste mal éclairé de Lefebvre, où un robot déprime devant un écran d’ordinateur en lâchant un « Je veux crever ! » mécanique. Lefebvre ne peut cacher sa stupéfaction : « C’est effrayant comme ça progresse vite. » [fin]

remplacé par une ia

Who would be the trump that would destroy my West wing? 🥺👉👈

Quote from Exxon CEO saying it’s hard to know where emissions come from.

Meme of guy in hot dog suit sanctimoniously saying “we’re all trying to find out” who crashed a hot dog-shaped car

This is kinda cute ngl

New developments in my 3 year Epstein investigation, this time regarding JP Morgan Chase and its CEO, Jamie Dimon. This is a long thread, but worth sticking around for.

Amazon Woke Services

Did they break us-east-1 with a big ladder as well?

Oh boy today was my first day at the Single Point of Failure factory and guess what happened

Haven @sadistichaven.bsky.social • 10h Frotting with your puppy sub, edging them until they can't take it. Tears stream down their face as they beg you for permission to cum. You finally allow them to and continue to frot against them. Holding them in place as they try to squirm away, overstimulating them further. Pink Lemonade has left Xhitter @rosalimonada.bsky.social Are you describing what Putin does to Drumpf?

Are you really talking about the us-east-1 outage while there is a racist takeov

A us-east-1 outage? In *this* economy?

us-east-1 down is the same kind of fun event as big boat stuck

Reddit is down. Even worse: hackernews is still up.

"Ils ont pris la fuite en scooter"
François Hollande a un alibi?

"We've built a planet-sized supercomputer. We can now ask it to find the answer to life, the universe and everything.
- nah let's make it write erotica first."

The most unrealistic part of Terminator is that Skynet had time to plot the demise of humanity instead of being busy writing erotica.