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Andrew Bettridge

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Married, old gay guy in Brisbane. Copywriter by day but I swear you’d never know it from my posts. May post shirtless selfies in the future so I’d appreciate it if family and workmates could stay the hell away.

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Right into my veins…

18.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.

14.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 3024    🔁 962    💬 38    📌 13

* Big sigh *

Looks like out neighbours are back on their bullshit again.

15.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only Denzel in black and white, rest of cast in colour. Intriguing…

14.10.2025 07:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Flowers from the Ooray tree, sprouting directly from the trunk and starting to turn into beautiful plums.

Flowers from the Ooray tree, sprouting directly from the trunk and starting to turn into beautiful plums.

Same as the last picture but pro tip: the plums are the sourest thing you’ve ever tasted. So, for fun times, tell people not to bite into it then watch them disobey and regret it. Despite this, they miraculously turn into utterly delicious sauces, jam and gin flavouring.

Same as the last picture but pro tip: the plums are the sourest thing you’ve ever tasted. So, for fun times, tell people not to bite into it then watch them disobey and regret it. Despite this, they miraculously turn into utterly delicious sauces, jam and gin flavouring.

Ha ha YES! The Festival of Ooray Gin & Jam is almost upon us!

14.10.2025 06:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh, I wonder if it would be possible to splice her in from the 2015 version?

14.10.2025 06:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Robert Conrad

13.09.2025 20:30 — 👍 105    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Writers are so terrified of cliches that I can no longer find a rattling good read about a character I like going through hell.

14.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve read waaaaay too many award-winning “prestige” novels involving child abuse.

13.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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All. Of. This.

11.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 499    🔁 179    💬 9    📌 9

The 2-part Pee Wee Herman documentary is amazing but it’ll break your heart.

11.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate how things get labeled a “controversy” just because some racists are complaining about something. “the bad bunny halftime controversy” shut up

07.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 131    🔁 28    💬 0    📌 1

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

06.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 29385    🔁 13985    💬 610    📌 578

Have you seen the 1974 TV series with Michael Sarrazin as the hot monster? Shocked, shocked! when I discovered it was written by two gay men.

07.10.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Greta Thunberg speaks to the press after being released from illegal detainment in Israel: "I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.”

06.10.2025 19:22 — 👍 4119    🔁 1599    💬 109    📌 136

The right is doing themselves a disservice, because when we’re finally past this nonsense, and we will be, they’ll never again be able to claim they stand for the Constitution, states’ rights, law and order, separation of church and state, free speech, or protecting kids. Ever.

07.10.2025 00:15 — 👍 578    🔁 144    💬 40    📌 8
This is my blood
I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated
that they can transform any man woman or child into
a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and
concussion an entire alternate history of a life.
Just as the cop’s bullet convicts you of a crime. Its
presence in your body evidence enough that it always
belonged there.
A violent transubstantiation.

This is my blood I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life. Just as the cop’s bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there. A violent transubstantiation.

This is my blood

05.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 664    🔁 190    💬 12    📌 3

Step 1. Back into business model accidentally or steal one (cabs, food delivery, etc.)

Step 2. Venture capital

Step 3. Billionaire

Step 4. Write mission statement retroactively about how all of this was a plan to make the world a better place

Step 5. Make world worse place

06.10.2025 22:46 — 👍 161    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?

06.10.2025 20:35 — 👍 8404    🔁 1677    💬 171    📌 50
Meme of a skelly with a fidget spinner squirt bottle

LISSEN UP LIBERL SOYBOY CUCK

ONE MORE CHARLIE: KIRK JOKE OUTTA YOU AND
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SUCK MY OWN DICK

Meme of a skelly with a fidget spinner squirt bottle LISSEN UP LIBERL SOYBOY CUCK ONE MORE CHARLIE: KIRK JOKE OUTTA YOU AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SUCK MY OWN DICK

bluesky’s exec team be like:

06.10.2025 17:40 — 👍 973    🔁 205    💬 17    📌 3

Hi there,
Your Bluesky account
(@carrion.bsky.social) has created a list called "Al Slop Posters" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues.
- Harmful language such as insults or slurs
- Unverified claims
- Appears intended to shame or abuse users

Hi there, Your Bluesky account (@carrion.bsky.social) has created a list called "Al Slop Posters" that may violate our Community Guidelines. We've temporarily hidden this list from other users because it contains one or more of these issues. - Harmful language such as insults or slurs - Unverified claims - Appears intended to shame or abuse users

the wise admins of bluesky have decided that creating a moderation list of AI slop posters is a no no

06.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 1985    🔁 600    💬 86    📌 187
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Greta Thunberg On Her Detention: I'm "Not The Story" — It's Israel Violating International Humanitarian Law “I could talk for a very, very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me. But that is not the story.”

Greta Thunberg, deported to Greece, says the targeting of the Sumud Flotilla is "not the story" @teenvogue.com — instead, she says:

"Israel once again violated international humanitarian law by preventing aid from getting into Gaza while people are being starved.”

06.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 4221    🔁 1569    💬 35    📌 56
Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins:
Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright
(Not sure if I spelled that right) 
What immortal hand or eye
Could fashion such a stripy guy? 
What the hammer that hath hewn it 
Into such a chonky unit?
Did who made the lamb make thee, 
Or an external franchisee?

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

02.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 3723    🔁 1435    💬 39    📌 61

👇🏻

02.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 67    🔁 18    💬 5    📌 1

My no-plans, 3 week vacation now includes a trip to Sydney for a dance party, Brisbane Writers Festival talk, friends visiting, a road trip up the Queensland coast and a music festival in Adelaide. I’m a lucky boy.

30.09.2025 00:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe talk about JKR less and boost trans writers more, yeah?

29.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 240    🔁 64    💬 3    📌 4
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If you’d like to celebrate #SilentMovieDay, all 13 episodes of HOLLYWOOD are on Internet Archive.

Kevin Brownlow and David Gill wrote, directed, and produced this 1980 documentary series for Thames Television/ITV, featuring a score by maestro Carl Davis.

Watch: https//archive.org... #FilmSky

29.09.2025 20:42 — 👍 116    🔁 54    💬 9    📌 4
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Hermína Týrlová was a stop-motion legend -- and she used wool to create pure magic.

Her wool animation was part of her career rebound in her 60s. We're exploring these wonderful films and what makes them so special:
animationobsessive.substack.com/p/a-legends-...

29.09.2025 22:15 — 👍 859    🔁 282    💬 4    📌 7

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie;
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

27.09.2025 03:08 — 👍 2029    🔁 419    💬 16    📌 19

Haven't seen enough movies this year, but top 5 of the year* so far...

Anora
The Brutalist
Flow
One Battle After Another
Weapons

Honorable mentions: Companion, Grand Theft Hamlet, Nosferatu, Sinners.

* Released in Australia in 2025

29.09.2025 02:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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