Jay the Average®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

I just can’t. For real, I’ve tried and I can’t.

Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top playing a Gibson SG and wearing a fuschia and black/white tiger striped jacket, black pants, silver shoes, and his signature sunglasses. He is standing in front of a drum set with a stack of multi color painted amplifiers beside it.

Wrong Gibbons?

A pic of a screenshot from Bluesky with Clippy the paper clip assistant in the corner and a dialogue bubble with the words “Hey, it looks like you’re waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you’ve been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?” Followed by two radio buttons with the options “I’m aware” and “Wow, rude”.

Please no one else like this post. It’s perfect as is.

Mine were forgiven, so I guess I’d have to take them back. Then continue not paying on them.

More student loan debt?

Three times in the last week, sex toys have been thrown at WNBA players. Do people no longer need their sex toys? Do they think the players need them? I don’t understand.

It’s in the alt text, but it’s Roy Kent in Ted Lasso.

Same.

And he’d have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling teenagers.

You said stumping. 😂

Beats Tuesday. That’s all I’ve got.

Did a teenage boy get ahold of them by chance?

Hey, not my kid, not my problem.

No one wants to hear the kid who broke their leg screaming in the corner.

Can’t even fucking but weed without discrimination. The world is fucked.

We all start out as women. 🤷🏼‍♂️

my online persona is very much like my real life persona
terrifying I know

Like “hays, give me more skeets!”?

They’re the new cilantro

When I was young I ordered X-Ray Specs and Sea Monkeys from comic book ads so yes I was a grifted child

There’s slide guitar? Fuck.

At the doctor this morning I asked if I had rizz as it seems to be going around. She just looked at me confused.

Nic Cage is out there acting like if he stops making movies someone is gonna kill his family. And we’re grateful.

Nothing like a good rapist tattoo.

Gen Z is just out there vaping like it’s their job or something.

Literally the only person on the show I cared what happened to them.

I’ve never related to anything as much as Ruth on Ozark saying “I don’t know shit about fuck”.

I do to. I was joking about doubling up. I do it not to prevent doubling but just so I remember to take them at all. I can become a shitty person without them, between pain management and mood management.

normalize telling your friends you love them.

btw love all my moots

*forehead kiss*