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Headline: YouTubers Dan and Phil confirm relationship after 16 years.

Your move, @odpod.bsky.social!

Om vegokorv tvingas byta namn för att folk misstar det för att innehålla kött så blir jag riktigt jävla orolig för de människornas relation till bajskorvar.

Stoppa Giftfabriken i Eskilstuna!!! Kommunledningen måste agera för att skydda medborgarna från giftfabriken!!! Metylenklorid förbjöds redan 1996 i Sverige. Den kan orsaka cancer, fosterskador, demens, missfall och neurologiska skador. ...

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Home Made Comics 20 – En fet antologi med tecknade serier Serieantologin Home Made Comics rullar på igen och kommer med ett nytt nummer med hjälp av Kickstarter – och dig!

I just backed Home Made Comics 20 – En fet antologi med tecknade serier on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hom...

Getting to work first usually means that your job is to clean the toilets.

Alexander Isak såldes till Liverpool för sinnessjuka 1,75 miljarder kronor för ett sexårigt kontrakt. Sanslöst, eller hur? Det är ungefär lika mycket pengar som Academedias svenska grund- och gymnasieskolor gör i vinst på skattrefinansierad skolpeng under två år.

imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or

Me: in a parallel world I am a huge success

Medic: please stop moving your arm so we can get it out of the vending machine

I think that’s enough of everything for all of time. yeah i think that should do it! thanks, terrible job everyone

(guy with a website everyone used 10 years ago but now you mostly hear about how it was like, molesting children for a few years till someone made a stink so they just turned that off? it had a button?) in ten years we'll all be wearing shoes with cameras in the toe

(tech reporters) WHATTA SCOOP!!

getting blasted by a bazooka squad sounds like it's gonna have an air of whimsy about it but it does not at all, it sucks ass

i bet other farmers must resent old mcdonald... i got all that same crap, they're sayin, where's my song? well fellas, why would they ever make another song about a very similar guy who has all the exact same crap?? they don't get it

KID: what is the capital of france

MOM: paris

[next day in class]

KID: (giving a report) par is the capital of france

They say Nostradamus' predictions are too vague to take seriously but I find his assertion that "2025 will be fuckin shithousery squared" chillingly accurate

Anderson felt her bio was authentically her even if it was written by a chatbot. “My bio is 100 percent in alignment with my true personality,” she told me. “I don’t have a filter. I’m very witty. I’m full of personality.” Nor did she think using ChatGPT reflected the “bare minimum energy” she loathed. “It took me an hour and change to drill down my bio to be that good,” she explained. “I had to edit it, edit it, edit it down. I have to keep talking to it.” On the other hand, she admits that ChatGPT has sapped her motivation to write a first draft of anything herself, even though she minored in writing in college and described herself as a “wordsmith.” “I’m gonna be honest with you: Once you use ChatGPT, you don’t want to think for yourself anymore,” she said.

imagine relying on AI to write your bio and then having the nerve to say you're witty and full of personality

AI Is Making Online Dating Even Worse What happens when users are inundated with machine-generated profiles and pickup lines?

it's not just online dating lol a guy I met hiking sent me some of the weirdest most linked-in-ass texts I've ever received! sir I am a writer, don't disrespect me like that www.thecut.com/article/ai-i...

Ghosts in the Newsroom: How Abe’s Japan Became Trump’s Blueprint Japan had Trump before America did: Shinzo Abe, grandson of a war criminal, muzzled the press, bullied broadcasters, and faked statistics. Now Trump, The GOP, and Disney are replaying the script

Japan had Trump before America did: Shinzo Abe, grandson of a war criminal, muzzled the press, bullied broadcasters, and faked statistics. Now Trump, The GOP, and Disney are replaying the script. #JimmyKimmel isn’t the first casualty
History repeats until we learn

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I'm whatever Myers-Briggs type immediately forgets their Myers-Briggs type despite being given the official test three separate times.

started using some anti-aging products in order to maintain this level of ugliness as long as I can

No new pics, where are you at mentally?

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your country can do to you.

there is nothing to fear but fear itself except those tanks rolling through big cities and the militarized police hunting you for sport but mostly fear

Just let me know when AI gets to the point when sassy robot sidekicks are freely available

My laugh lines tell a story. I’ve done a lot of stupid shit

earnestness is punk rock. libraries are punk rock. cleaning up litter is punk rock. everything is punk rock except making loud fast music that annoys your neighbors

chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back

Sometimes it's fun to post something like "Bacon is a food for babies and dogs" and log off. Bunch of people trying to yell at you but their phones keep slipping out of their greasy bacon hands

I actually would like to see more pro-democracy messaging in politics but instead of throwing it around like a magic word you could tell people how it connects to their social and economic life experience. Here are a hundred ways your life is shitty because a handful of evil dorks make the decisions

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass