Emily Horton

Remember, we aren’t even through year 1 of (at least) 4 yet.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

What a conundrum!

Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control. Local “youths” and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-years-old, are randomly attacking, mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent Citizens, at the same time knowing that they will be almost immediately released. They are not afraid of Law Enforcement because they know nothing ever happens to them, but it’s going to happen now! The Law in D.C. must be changed to prosecute these “minors” as adults, and lock them up for a long time, starting at age 14. The most recent victim was beaten mercilessly by local thugs. Washington, D.C., must be safe, clean, and beautiful for all Americans and, importantly, for the World to see. If D.C. doesn’t get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the City, and run this City how it should be run, and put criminals on notice that they’re not going to get away with it anymore. Perhaps it should have been done a long time ago, then this incredible young man, and so many others, would not have had to go through the horrors of Violent Crime. If this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Heckuva time for Trump to declare that 14-year-olds are now adults.

Comic. PERSON 1 [to person with white hat]: It’s so weird reading these 18th Century scholars argue about minor Biblical details. It’s like they’re an online fandom or something—They’ve developed this whole elaborate canon. [caption] It’s fun when a word’s usage goes full circle and, by analogy, lands back on its original meaning.

Canon

xkcd.com/3123/

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Forbidden Romance - SNL

2/2 youtu.be/Xi67yCACrmI?...

Grok’s ‘spicy’ video setting instantly made me Taylor Swift nude deepfakes I didn’t even ask it to take her clothes off.

It is no accident that the early use cases for "genAI" consumer products revolve around the sexual harassment, abuse, and exploitation of women in power. It is no accident that the technology is immediately embraced as a tool of patriarchy and gender-based violence.
www.theverge.com/report/71897...

Help Kat Get on the Ballot! · Kat for Illinois In order to win, first Kat needs to get on the ballot! Join us as we kickoff petitioning season at our campaign headquarters! We'll be getting into the nitty gritty about signatures, talking about me...

Tonight is our campaign petition party!!

Drop by the office (7016 N Clark St) to sign your name on our petitions, eat some food, and learn how to collect signatures: www.mobilize.us/katforillino...

The Mamdani effect: how his primary win is inspiring young progressives to run for office US group geared at mobilizing young leftist candidates saw a record 10,000 people sign up after Mamdani’s NYC victory

The Mamdani effect: how his primary win is inspiring young progressives to run for office

Generational wealth isn’t enough for the ruling class. They want generational debt, thus solidifying a de-facto caste system.

A meme image featuring a white and light brown husky making a very silly and un flattering face. The husky overlays a retro 90s design. Overlaying the image in various colors is text that reads “i LOVE EATING GARBAGE IT MAKES ME PUKE (which I also love to eat, too)

[that we know of]

Somehow, Joe Biden is to blame

Any publishers should be jumping at some of these. Laura's writing is excellent and like countless others did not deseve an iota of the fuckery that Unbound/Boundless did. Go support her and the others if you can!

Maybe “vote blue no matter who” was a bad idea because most of these people suck ass

AI could never make this

What if we just… didn’t?

‘He once mocked a disabled reporter and sexually assaulted a woman in a clothing store. Now he’s President.’

how you play donkey kong vs how I play donkey kong
WE ARE NOT THE SAME

(my wife is very patient)

Lucy Dreaming Review (PS5) - The Best Point And Clicker To Come Along In A Good While - PlayStation Universe Indulge yourself in a cleverly crafted and always chuckle worthy point and click adventure which evokes the halcyon days of the genre all the while charting its own course. Read our Lucy Dreaming PS5 ...

Lucy Dreaming is out on PS4 & PS5!
I play four cantankerous ladies in this bonkers adventure game!

“With hugely entertaining and frequently funny voice acting performances doled out by its talented cast”

www.psu.com/reviews/lucy...

Regarding billionaires, I like this line by William Gibson from Count Zero: "And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human."

Does anyone know why Mr. Mister decided that none of their songs should have a chorus?

On my work computer, I clicked on ONE Nintendo rage bait video a co-worker shared, and now my entire recommendation list are videos titled things like “DONKEY KONG BANANZA WAS MADE FOR FETUSES, NINTENDO THINKS GAMERS ARE BRAIN DEAD AND WILL GO BANKRUPT WITHIN ONE YEAR”

Right-wing billionaires continue to funnel money into Substack.

The Chernin Group? Owned by Rupert Murdoch's former right-hand man.

If you're on Substack, you're on the platform equivalent of News Corp.

Mastercard and Visa face backlash after hundreds of adult games removed from online stores Steam and Itch.io Payment platforms demand services remove NSFW content after open letter from Australian anti-porn group Collective Shout, triggering accusations of censorship

The Guardian just covered the Steam / itchio situation

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

*Your heartbeat becomes twisted.

#deltarune #undertale #tobyfox #art #fanart #knight #roaringknight

Amazing! Your style shines through and capture the vibe during chapter 4

Imagine what it must be like to be a person who saw one of those UNICEF commercials with starving children being fed and became so enraged they voted for the fall of democracy