If you farmed your followers and you arenโt following them back then you are not a good farmer
30.12.2024 18:26 โ ๐ 93 ๐ 11 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 1
Hear me outโฆ a riches to rags movie titled โLiving in the Lapse of Luxuryโ
17.12.2024 01:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If Ariel knew how to read and write (she signed the contract with Ursula), why didnโt she just write out the fact that she lost her voice when she went to the castle with Erik.
15.12.2024 14:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I want to get this tattooed on my penis:
One cock ring to rule them all
10.12.2024 03:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My wife just used the term mansplaining wrong and now Iโm conflicted*
*stolen from TikTok
10.12.2024 03:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm on board
04.12.2024 04:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Apple Employee: โฆand you can download apps to your wearable device
Me: not on my watch
01.12.2024 02:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My parents used to do it all the time actually. Back in the 70s
19.11.2024 20:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Quote repost with yours!
19.11.2024 02:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
19.11.2024 02:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
WIFE: Iโm so bored
ME: we could have sex
WIFE: not that bored
19.11.2024 02:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
WIFE: Iโm so bored
ME: we could have sex
WIFE: not that bored
19.11.2024 02:08 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Nope it was a haiku:
Just a reply guy
Tryin hard not to comment
On your dumbass tweet
19.11.2024 02:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I think I wrote a โreply guyโ parody song on Twitter. Not mansplainy but kinda funny. Iโll see if I can find it.
19.11.2024 02:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Guilty
18.11.2024 23:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yep. There is. Havenโt played it though.
18.11.2024 22:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Grrr *reposted it
18.11.2024 22:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I wrote this on Twitter in 2019. Reported it here when I joined two days ago.
18.11.2024 22:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The struggle is real yo
18.11.2024 22:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thanks. At 56 years old Iโm hoping to make it another 44 trips around the sun.
18.11.2024 21:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
One of the better punch lines Iโve seen today.
18.11.2024 21:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Burger King is the poor man's Red Robin and Arby's is the poor man's Arby's
18.11.2024 21:35 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Bwahahahaha!!!
18.11.2024 21:36 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
18.11.2024 21:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The first ever Halo game was so much fun and so satisfying to beat.
18.11.2024 21:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Not so much lately. I left Twitter quite a while ago and stopped writing. I only just joined Bluesky a couple days ago as Iโm feeling creative again.
18.11.2024 21:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We didnโt want to go with bleat? Or would that be too sheepish?
18.11.2024 21:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I will if you will.
Coins dropped in oceans
Create symphonies in waves
Jazz in the ripples
18.11.2024 20:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What the hell is a skeet?
Iโm old
18.11.2024 20:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
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