@mccanncreates.bsky.social
A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉 #artsky #artist #adhd #art
Ok, I’m done.
04.08.2025 02:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0America! Now available in extra loud, extra white, and constitutionally questionable choices.
04.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turns out all it takes is a slogan, a bad spray tan, and a deep fear of books to end the American dream.
04.08.2025 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In the year 2125, historians finally agreed:
Even a failed steak salesman can nearly end democracy as long as enough fools in red hats believe he’s the second coming of Christ.
Why won’t Trump comment on the Epstein files?
Because he knows it’s hard to send a Tweet from a prison cell.
Why did Trump bring a Sharpie to the weather briefing?
Because in his forecast, facts are subject to executive correction.
This is gonna be a loooong 1266 days and 17 hours…
02.08.2025 11:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would date me but I’m out of my league.
31.07.2025 10:39 — 👍 97 🔁 39 💬 1 📌 0self-diagnosing as mostly ok
01.08.2025 11:57 — 👍 106 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0.gov has become the .net of the 2020s
01.08.2025 13:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now Fox News and the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History have something in common.
Trying to pleasure the Dumbass-In-Chief.
We all know the grated cheese market
is controlled by big Parma.
It’s weird how the party of Lincoln died.
Death by fat dumbass.
😂💯
28.07.2025 20:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They have old people clubs! Starts at 5 and ends at 9!!!!
27.07.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wow, 200 peeps! 😎
Look out for mr popular over here!
I’m a pretty big deal. 😂
#artislife
Me: Now do Trump!
God: …
Bark at the Moon.
#ripprinceofdarkness
Im kind of expecting Trump to forget that hes been saying the Epstein files are fake and suddenly be like, fine here are they are, see Im not even in them. Yes there are a bunch of pages torn out, it was like that when we got them.
20.07.2025 01:06 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0😂😂😂
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Heritage Foundation founder Edwin J. Feulner is dead.
Thank god.
“Comparison is the thief of joy.”
- Roosevelt
Say it.
Repeat it.
YOU ARE ENOUGH.
I am creative, period. #quotes
To every ICE agent:🖕
16.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😲
16.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's a pedo.
#fdt #showthelist
Kid: Hey mom! Can I get $70 for this thing?
Mom: What is it for?
K: Stuff.
M: What kind of stuff?
K: Good stuff.
M: What is this stuff and how is it good?
K: It’s this thing, it’s just good. Can I get the money?
Mom: No Tom.
Texas GOP has some shady politicians.
If I made Jurassic Park movie, I’d put someone in charge who makes safety a priority; and all the guests just have a lovely relaxed day looking at dinosaurs and then they go home.
11.07.2025 22:55 — 👍 47 🔁 15 💬 3 📌 1Lol!😂🤣😅🦖🦕😵
I would have stopped after the first movie.
Haha! Too expensive. But I like your thinking.
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