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@astrosanxiety.bsky.social

Fuck Donald Trump. Houston + ASU Sports Twitter, lefty politics, video games, film and TV. Corporate 🀒 Attorney. Argentine Jew. ❌ MAGA hogs ❌.

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Latest posts by astrosanxiety.bsky.social on Bluesky

That's such a great take! You're so smart!!

23.11.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sir

22.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone

22.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

"Is it ungentlemanly to refer to a woman's anatomy as a 'passive hut' do you think?"

22.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's actually pretty funny to wake up to the the entire universe of Bluesky desperately trying to remove their eyeballs or the language center of their brain or whatever

22.11.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 254    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Well I did grab the screenshot and drop it in the group chat with that caption so I can't say much to you

22.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god whyyyyy did you reshare this?

22.11.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But that take ignores every other game. They just couldn't shoot in the first quarter. And made a few strategic errors in the 4th. There is a lot of basketball to be played and what we have seen so far is overwhelmingly good.

22.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boy, it sure would be nice to have those 15 seconds back right about now.

22.11.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The free throw game relies on hitting 3s. Of course a Sengun dunk is generally preferable to a Thompson three, but at this point in the game we have to get 3 for 2 every possession. That and letting time tick off the clock were critical errors tonight.

22.11.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Seems fine

21.11.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What will it do when you're finished?

21.11.2025 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait...what's happening? I'm not a real one

21.11.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I take Mounjaro for blood sugar control and weight loss. The side effects often fade. The GLP 1 class drugs slow down your digestion so you feel full for longer.

21.11.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He still sucks ass.

21.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well slap my ass and call me Sally

21.11.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon of homer simpson looking at a picture of a skeleton ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson looking at a picture of a skeleton
21.11.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Careful with the autism

21.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought y'all was going to beat us like we stole something. You still might tbh.

21.11.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Texans D is nastier than Nancy Mace eating beans.

21.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh yeah. Davis Mills sucks ass. I remember now.

02.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Bump

21.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some poor saps are paying exorbitant secondary market prices for today's Texans game and I think these boys are about to get beat like they stole something.

20.11.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

i love writing about crypto crime because these dudes do this constantly

20.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2791    πŸ” 581    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 28

He can't hit well enough to be the everyday anything.

20.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sarah is posting through it because she knows Dubon's value.

20.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For $4.3mm in savings. Smells like broke in here.

20.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who will star as his biggest fear: Lina Hidalgo?

19.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem, of course, is the pre determined outcomes at the Supreme Court. Red state maps will be "a political question" and blue state maps will be "unconditional."

19.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem, of course, is the pre determined outcomes at the Supreme Court. Red state maps will be "a political question" and blue state maps will be "unconditional."

19.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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