Justin B

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

Delta usually has pistachios too

Excerpt from the WIRED article describing a thought experiment known as Maxwell's demon. The hypothetical "demon" could sort molecules in a gas based on their speed, thereby reducing the entropy of the system and creating a temperature difference. A tiny being, or "demon," is able to sort individual gas molecules and, by selectively opening and closing a trapdoor between two compartments, the demon separates faster-moving (hot) molecules from slower-moving (cold) ones. Which like, okay.

Love this bit about 19th century theoretical physics because fucking what

By cheap energy they mean rocks dug out of the ground and fed into a bunch of old boilers that do not want to work anymore. Democrats hate this because it's too manly (i.e. unjustifiably prone to failure).

Unfortunately it's the only carrier that will take them because unions. Just keep reordering

The EMT was Hamas or illegal or whatever

A second plane has hit the checks and balances

"we ran an experiment to prove that the sky is actually fuchsia. however, 100 observations of the sky at midday showed it to be blue. these observations were not in line with our expectations and were thus discarded"

Consider the memes of racist production seized

We had to remove all our cameras for federal regulatory compliance regarding Chinese tech but couldn't find any that weren't from Chinese companies to replace them 🤷‍♂️

Announcing your false flag attack in advance is amateur shit fr

Tweet from @AlexBlechman— Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

antifa invented a system of respirator filter color codes utilized by every industry in north america, the devious bastards

At first I was like "aw this seems a little short" but after 10 min and being in pain from continously laughing so hard I was like "nah if this was any longer it might actually kill someone"

You spelled bullshit wrong

Did this post really need a picture? Disgusting.

Knew he was Khamas

Honestly this whole thing has made me realize how valuable labor is because the United States Congress literally rather hand the keys of the entire government to a child rapist who tried to murder them rather than work Fridays.

I was under the impression Israel was a democracy and as such chose fascism

Lol wealth

Hey now, we're also getting 5 second video clips that look and feel like meth-induced psychosis

The truth is probably closer to "Democrats want to make sure immigrants only have to pay at most $200/month or 100x production cost for a prescription drug developed by publicly funded academics several decades ago"

Pretty sure it would take significant effort to get an LLM to be as consistently chickenshit as current mainstream media, akin to Elon's constant tweaking of Grok's instructions to get it to mirror his own rejection of reality

I imagine AI can even depict a variety of full facial expressions, not just creepy grins and lifeless eyes.

A sign in a parking lot reads: NOTICE MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

Welcome to America

Last time I went through Madrid the immigration officer didn't even look at me, much less exchange words.

Infallible Truth Machine (Supervised)

I'm just going to assume that his response was a series of high-pitched cawing screeches as he crashed around seeking fresh flesh to feast on.

Exactly