Love that kiss ass mf

What about the Washington Football Team?

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I’ve been waiting all day -evil dies tonight

Can’t wait for all of this to be ignored in favor of attracting support from a mythical voter bloc of centrists.

This is literally the Principal Skinner meme.

Casper David Friedrich meets Redwall

Go to hell ya old bastahd

I feel like the McDonalds app is judging me for eating there

Alt text game on point, as usual

I had to make a call home the other day when a 12 year old told me that I had “better take that ass back to Hearst Castle”

As a middle school teacher, let me just say that I am so GOD DAMNED tired of the incessant “Mank” memes these kids keep repeating.

I’m willing to bet this is Deadpool and Wolverine, because every street scene in that movie looked exactly like this same block.

“Coach, how do you plan on running the ball more consistently in the second half?”

“YAHOOHOOHOOEY!”

Disney Animal Kingdom Prescott

It’s just Manny being Manny, guys

No, the opposite

The mambo king who is bigger than Powerline!

They have an upside down pineapple sticker on their goat-drawn chariot

Who to sit out of Sam Laporta, Tyler Warren or Emeka Egbuka?

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He’ll be ready by the 31st

Johnson knew that his son was busy that afternoon and would not be receiving alerts on his phone.

Rodney is a rad dude

You aren’t wrong, but at the same time, this is 1 million percent something Stan Lee would go along with.

I live in a part of Texas that has been hit hard by ICE. During the raid scene where the crowd is roaring “PINCHE PUERCOS!”, the audience in my theater applauded. It was incredible.

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She must have just met Milton Berle.

Juice Scruggs on the field? All is lost