Anya Driscoll

They have finished. Walked away. My coffee is here. Crouch End is still standing. Life goes on.

05.12.2024 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not douchey enough to take a photo, but you’ll have to trust me that disgusting oral habits aside, they look completely wholesome, untroubled and middle class.

05.12.2024 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay, now they’re kneeling next to a drain on the kerb to spit out. She’s pouring water from a keep cup onto her toothbrush that is about two inches from said drain.

05.12.2024 15:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am standing waiting for a coffee watching two people across the street vigorously brush their teeth. In public. For a good three minutes now. Why?

05.12.2024 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Radicalisation of Gregg Wallace - a prediction, an inevitability, a cracking band name.

04.12.2024 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The local newsagent has started to stock an excellent range of passive-aggressive outdoor mugs - just the thing for the man in your life who you wish would just fuck off and sleep in the garden.

29.11.2024 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

From the extreme slope to the landing pad that’s basically a pallet propped up against a fence, this isn’t so much a playground slide as natural selection.

16.11.2024 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there a better use for maternity leave than rediscovering and following all the good Twitter people with better principles than me? N/N

14.11.2024 14:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0