It’s watching me when I walk across the room

Take my money!!!

Win(!)/win(?)

Holy shit

We still have those

I was praying for this article/author combo, and boy were they answered

Thank you, didn’t know this was happening until right now

How long were they working on this thing just to have it come out right after The Announcenent

I know who I want to take me homo

Some of us don’t have to imagine!

I borrowed a friend’s phone once for work when mine died and he got like 35 camera notifications while I was on Zoom. It was wild, if you weren’t a maniac before it’ll definitely turn you into one

FINALLY

The Sneakers bit where Redford is on the phone listening to instructions on how to defeat a door with a coded lock, for like 30 seconds, answers “okay I got it” and then kicks the door down

Some might say too many

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RADIO: “remember, it is cybersecurity awareness month.

be sure to encrypt all data during transfer and while being stored.

‘..because I’m all about that bass..’🎶”

lol now you have Magic Johnson in your mentions

Wait, I’m supposed to change the strings??

Hell yes, Blood Knife mentioned

Uhh maybe @dhm.bsky.social ?

Where do I insert my card

Now this I gotta read

If you have an FAQ on your website, which they do, I feel like that’s the perfect place to address this kind of thing lol

They appear to be out of Logan Utah, a brand of Snackco of America?

Buy “We Had It Coming,” unless you know me in real life in which case you’re getting a copy for the holidays.

Ugh I hate when I do that too

Well I’m in line because I heard their stock goes to the moon

“I saw the foreign vanity mirror manufacturer reach toward its waistband furtively”

Wait, one Phillies pitcher gets a whole walkout thing like the Undertaker??

Being called the CEO Whisperer should be an insult

Honestly I hope it happens. And her hubris in assuming she’d be Taken is the thing that leaves her here with the rest of us