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bleeps n bloops n goofs

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naked terminator squatting

naked terminator squatting

pondering my life

04.11.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

takin care of business is about dracula and his son

29.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dontcha put it in yer mouth

22.10.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

says you

22.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a molester

19.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Pal 2 from Toy Biz commercial (1992)
YouTube video by Retro CCN My Pal 2 from Toy Biz commercial (1992)

what i picture when some weiner describes talking earnestly to chatgpt

17.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*shudder*

17.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Nemiscam, Alberta

16.10.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1031    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
Some kind of frutiger aero looking program with three types of tree nuts and a glossy helper. Text: Nut Help.
Select a nut. Which nut features will solidify in the poem, in Schrodinger's mixed nut bag?

And then a cube says,
Unexamined nut stadium.

(nutmuse ultra)

Some kind of frutiger aero looking program with three types of tree nuts and a glossy helper. Text: Nut Help. Select a nut. Which nut features will solidify in the poem, in Schrodinger's mixed nut bag? And then a cube says, Unexamined nut stadium. (nutmuse ultra)

16.10.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

show hole

16.10.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*turning down a cul-du-sac* goddammit where was that beautiful house again

16.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

something’s missing

16.10.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

might as well bring back lead pipes as weapons at this point

15.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, fail up STUPID

14.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if he hand printed it and didnt pay anyone it would have been legal lol

12.10.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œif i dont get unlimited overtime topping my salary to higher than many world leaders then i’m outta here!”

12.10.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

please speak to a normal person in real life

12.10.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

assuming that dad doesn’t hve custody of his kids or something

09.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

spenny put in way too much effort on that one

08.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
California license plate with text "GAY".

California license plate with text "GAY".

Customer: (not on record)
DMV: ?

Verdict: ACCEPTED

01.10.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3138    πŸ” 1140    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 53

shake hands with danger

26.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

safety third

26.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there all is aching

26.09.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bob vila

15.09.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how is that his ~serious~ face lmfao

09.09.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my left shift key fell off

06.09.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
naked man drawing from big lebowski

naked man drawing from big lebowski

28.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i drive a dodge stratus

28.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
naked man drawing from big lebowski

naked man drawing from big lebowski

28.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

been ferritin’ up a storm all morning myself

28.08.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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