Guy Thoughts

I see your Reese's Oreos but have you tried the Oreo Reese's cups? I saw an ad for them and became morbidly curious

This is how you make a Batpost

One of my foreign coworkers always types "perharps" and I find it endearing

I'm a cis white guy in his 40s.
If my opinion matters as much as mainstream culture claims it does, here it is:

Trans people deserve to exist, love, and be happy like everyone else.

It's not illegal to be trans and anyone trying to make it so should be fought tooth and nail.

HELP TRANS PEOPLE.

Today you threw hands, but tomorrow you might throw hand grenades

I'm just some rando on the Internet and I'd not blame anyone for being cautious but I'm pissed off about Kansas invalidating trans folks' licenses and my offer is sincere. If you need a ride I'll get you there.

I think this is a joke because that line would absolutely land

If you are a trans person in Kansas and you need transportation to whatever state agency issues drivers licenses in order to get one with the wrong fucking gender marker so you can drive your fucking car and go about living your life, I will drive my ass up from Oklahoma to transport you. LMK

For a sec I was like, who is she really though

"Save as Draft" annnnd it's gone

this pollen is making me feel like i deep throated steel wool

Hey could you go smoke your cigarette somewhere far away from me and never come back?

Putting D.N.R. down anytime I have to leave a name.

I mean I could get out of bed or I could just atrophy here, what to do what to do

so delicious but hurts me so bad

4. Actually I bet I could make a closed cycle where the fluid depressurizes and absorbs heat inside the cooler and gets repressurized and releases heat outside

I once re-invented refrigeration. It went like this:
1. Wow this air duster can gets really cold as it depressurizes
2. I bet I could put some of these in a cooler to keep my food cold on a trip
3. I could use a pump to repressurize the cans outside of the cooler so I could reuse them

they say dress for the job you want so I wear my pajamas to work every day

it's everyone's chance to do the hump

Apropos

I have sleep klepnea
- I'm in ur dreams, stealin ur z's

Dear Abby, what's the proper etiquette when you've noticed that one of your follows has disappeared and you miss them and you hope they're getting the break they need from social media and you hope they'll be back soon but then again good for them if they've managed to log out for good

I volunteer as tribute

Eternal sunshine of the power washed mind

Mynock life

Yes I just deleted a reply out of shame over a typo.

A sign on a vending machine that reads: The light inside has broken but I still work.

If Miss Parker married Minnie

I was going to say, "... in around 1995" but honestly nothing has changed

All these Gen X posts are bringing to mind the distance between my sister (1979, cool, hip) and me (1982, dorky)