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Writer. Thinker of Things. I’m sitting at the gates of Hell. Below are some thoughts. See more thoughts at https://open.substack.com/pub/thinkeratthegates?r=28s97t&utm_medium=ios

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So, basically, QAnon was right.

They got a few minor details wrong (blood-drinking, political party affiliation), but the overall picture right:

There was a cabal of child sex trafficking elites running the world and manipulating global events.

Gotta admit, I was very skeptical. I was wrong.

04.02.2026 14:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1938 CNN headline:

How do Czechoslovakians feel about Hitler’s proposed annexation of their country?

17.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why don’t we just keep Greenland, and thus NATO, as an ally and just defend it against any Russian or Chinese incursions that might happen?

14.01.2026 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGA: we need to attack Iran because their regime is killing protesters.

Now shut the fuck up or I’ll shoot you in the face.

12.01.2026 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More shots were fired by law enforcement at Renee Nicole Good than were shot by law enforcement at the Jan 6 insurrection.

11.01.2026 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At least we didn’t elect the candidate that flip-flopped on fracking in 2019.

06.01.2026 16:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can everyone calm down?! This time around, they definitely will greet us as liberators, no Americans will die, and oil really will pay for all of it.

04.01.2026 05:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t have confidence that this DOJ will even be able to convict Maduro.

03.01.2026 20:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But I was led to believe that electing an avatar for alpha male aggression and ruthless crony capitalism would absolutely not result in the U.S. conducting foreign regime change for oil.

03.01.2026 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve seen enough. Trump should receive the 2026 NHL Peace Prize.

03.01.2026 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump is playing chess with 600% less dimensions than Putin or Zelensky.

29.12.2025 15:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s ridiculous that the DOJ didn’t release all the Epstein files and is still engaging in a cover up. They need to immediately refer themselves to themselves to criminally investigate themselves.

20.12.2025 13:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Reducing health care costs by 600% is essentially universal health care.

19.12.2025 13:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can someone finally pinch me so I wake up? There’s no way any of this is real.

18.12.2025 13:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump should go all Inception on everyone’s ass and say he has concepts of concepts of a concept of a health care plan.

18.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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EXCLUSIVE: Image of U.S. blockade of Venezuela oil tankers.

17.12.2025 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Looks like Silver has a very bad case of HCRDS.

17.12.2025 04:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For years and years, the government released jobs data like clockwork the first Friday of every month (unless it fell on the first day of the month).

Then Trump becomes president and now it’s….the third Tuesday of every other month?

16.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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What kind of person wakes up and says: “I’m going to trash Heather Cox Richardson today”?

14.12.2025 21:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to buy my daughter 2 pencils for Christmas, but I can only afford one.

14.12.2025 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Indiana MAGAs beware: Don Jr. is coming to “help” you.

13.12.2025 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Actually, Nate Silver Should Take the "L", Since His Strategy Was the One That Literally Lost The person that loses should generally take the "L", except in Silver's intellectually contorted world

Usually, the side that loses needs to take the “L”. And Silver’s side lost.

open.substack.com/pub/thinkera...

05.12.2025 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder what pets Somalians eat.

04.12.2025 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The crazy thing is that Trump would probably rather talk about his war crimes than the Epstein files.

03.12.2025 18:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nate Silver’s descent into irrelevancy continues.

28.11.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You had me at “shut the fuck up”

27.11.2025 05:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If every red state governor that sent troops to DC or other big cities in consolidation with Trump doesn’t feel like a jackass today, they should.

26.11.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what all the fuss is about.

Kermit the Frog never gets any shit when he says “quiet, Piggy”.

23.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what all the fuss is about.

If Biden or Obama had said “quiet, piggy” to a reporter, it would have been viewed as very presidential.

23.11.2025 15:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s almost like these veteran congressional Democrats did it to bait Trump.

21.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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