Actual footage of me tonight before turning off all the lights because we're mid-renovation and I can't even find the danged candy.
01.11.2025 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@libbyweber.bsky.social
Quixotic writer & singer, enthusiastic nerd, and pathological overuser of adjectives. Likes dogs & puns. Wrote a huge book of sonnets. She/Her. https://libbyweber.com/
Actual footage of me tonight before turning off all the lights because we're mid-renovation and I can't even find the danged candy.
01.11.2025 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DING DING DING DING DING!! 20 points to your house!
31.10.2025 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OKAY KIDS it is time for this year's pun costume!
WHAT AM I??
Visual clues:
1. My adorable punem
2. The full costume
3. Details, including a barrel, mallet, staves, hoops, and laser measure to make my tool belt look more tool-belt-y
4. BONUS: my very first pun costume from 2008 (Alice in Chains)
PS I am still actually putting all the bits together so I might not have a picture to post until much later today.
31.10.2025 16:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some bits of my Hallowe'en costume didn't arrive in time (boo), so I made do with a belt & cord I bought for my 2022 costume, craft paper last used for my 2015 costume (which I originally bought for my 2012 costume), & most impressively, the hosiery from my 2004 wedding.
Costume pack rats FTW!
King Ozymandios
Built works grandiose
"Ye mighty: despair!" Ozzy says/blurts;
His statues received their just deserts.
I want to gently push back on this: not being able to read complex writing is not the same as being a low information citizen. Many people can comprehend the topics involved just fine if they are presented in an accessible and understandable manner.
29.10.2025 21:51 β π 449 π 80 π¬ 21 π 10Artistic license and/or a different school of orthography
29.10.2025 17:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Georgie Porge, with noxious breath,
Gave the girls the kiss of death.
Their shades pursued the monstrous fiend,
He fled, but karma intervened.
The villain sought his life to save,
But fell into an open grave.
With puddβn and pie we toast his doom
And dance upon his cursèd tomb.
"The federal agencies that survived Elon Muskβs wrecking ball are now captured by the echo chamber of his social media platform, with cabinet secretaries staring furiously into a digital funhouse mirror to divine the will of the most internet-addled members of the MAGA base." β @lizdye.bsky.social
29.10.2025 16:09 β π 835 π 221 π¬ 36 π 11I have obtained a backup barrel for my Hallowe'en pun costume in case the one I ordered doesn't arrive in time.
UNRELATED (OR IS IT??): TIL the Great Depression-era barrel worn with suspenders that was visual shorthand for poverty in cartoons is called a bankruptcy barrel.
On the stool Miss Muffet sat
Her cottage cheese forgotten,
Foreboding filled her with alarm
She knew some thing was rotten.
She did not see that just behind
Ungoliant descended.
She tried to run, she tried to hide
Too lateβher life was ended.
OH HELLO I SEE YOU HAVE A CURLY QUOTE AT THE BEGINNING OF A LINE. I'LL JUST MAKE IT A CLOSE QUOTE, OKAY?
βClippy, probably
Cursed Donald orthography (not THAT cursed).
27.10.2025 20:44 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Apologies for the mood killer, but my friend Alicia, who saw first-hand this poor baby's condition, has set up this GoFundMe to support these grandparents' attempt to save her from further abuse. It's eight levels of heartbreaking, but you can help! www.gofundme.com/f/keep-jodie...
23.10.2025 21:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0PS HMU if she needs an AO3 invite.
23.10.2025 19:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Excellent! I hope she enjoys being part of this long and delightful literary tradition.
23.10.2025 16:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0there are good & worthwhile historical & legal arguments for why the unitary executive is nonsense but to my mind the most straightforward argument is that it makes no logical sense that the president has absolute removal power over the people whose job it is to keep the executive branch accountable
21.10.2025 22:47 β π 5065 π 1132 π¬ 76 π 29WATCH LIVE: Senator Merkley hits hour 18 of marathon speech to 'protest Trumpβs threats to Democracy'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1VL...
The only better Halloween song is werewolf bar mitzvah
(Spooky scary. Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.)
It was a heart-full, cathartic weekend, with a perfect farewell for a family friend & also singing the best ~3 minutes of choral music ever written. Good reminders to love whole-heartedly & to put as much beauty into the world as you can in the time you have. www.youtube.com/live/NJeqMUe...
20.10.2025 16:55 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Texts to spouse:
GUESS WHAT WE ARE DOING FOR INTROIT AT EVENSONG THIS WEEK
HINT IT IS PURCELL
OTHER HINT IT IS MY FAVE
PS NO WE ARE NOT DOING ONCE TWICE THRICE I JULIA TRY'D FOR EVENSONG
Hmm. I thought it was next door's child that was given a drum set recently, but it's being played now, during school hours. Is this revenge for all the Purcell and Mozart?
15.10.2025 16:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whoa oh oh oh! Howells' Chosen Tune! x 2
I can feel it deep within my bowels
When we're doing songs by Herbert Howells.
It's not so scary--
It's the organ voluntary,
So we're gonna get to hear The Chosen Tune!
#professionalism
I got a quardruple-dose of Howells between the morning service and Evensong, but my most/least proud moment was noticing that the opening voluntary was "The Chosen Tune," and immediately singing about it to Billy Joel's "The Longest Time."
13.10.2025 23:32 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Conductor: OK, get out the Walker Burial Sentences!
Me: [sings]
Look for the Burβial Sentences!
The Walker Burβial Sentences!
Forget about your worries & your strife!
I mean the Burβial Sentences
Containing some repentances
That make you feel OK you lost your life!
#professionalism
Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!
#FightFireWithFire
A cool science story in PNAS, and bonus points to Gizmodo for the URL reading, "sorry ghost hunters, will-o-the-wisps are just electrified swamp farts."
08.10.2025 18:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GODDAMN IT, FLORIDA MAN STRIKES AGAIN.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland
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