Ciaran Delaney

It should be acceptable to interrupt the other person in a conversation if what you have to say is more interesting

Well that explains a few fucking things in the last half hour.

I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?

norman "my name is not norman but still i" rockwell's painting "freedom of speech" except i made the guy fucked up, and he's doing a Beam Blast. and also everyone around him looks more worried than usual

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

The four stages of ass worship:

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

It was good fun 🤘

MOIRA ROSE-VALANTINE posted: 4 months ago hi x this didn't work me me and my husband are non gmo gluten free vegans and cannot use egg so I substituted this for massed banana and it just would not set I followed all of the instructions so I think it may be my oven unfortunately that cannot maintain temp and in the end it was really runny and tasted quite bitter so not sure what happened but I won't be trying this again im sorry what a waste. IN -90 REPLY SARAH AUTHOR posted: 4 months ago Hi Moira, an extreme substitution like using mashed banana in place of egg for an egg custard tart is not always going to work. I'm sorry that it felt like a waste of time, but sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, you know? 80 REPLY

Eggless egg custard tart what could go wrong

God yeah - imagine you weren't really aware of it and were just down for a fun spooky evening in town.

Just nails it. Season two is pretty great as well.

Ethan Rice @ethanrice.bsky.social • 2h Yeah but I got banned for referring to charlie kirk as a bitch soooo ••• iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovidead.. • 48m Namecalling is immature and useless as discourse. I fully agree with a ban for calling anyone a bitch. • •• slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso... • 18m i need advice, how do you handle mind goblins? iprovideadvice.bsky.social @iprovideadvi... • 9m Define mind goblins. slacey AKA DJ BEAThov'n @skilletqueso.com mind goblin deez nuts? bitch

Dethphone 🤘

That's Green Man Behaviour right there.

A scene of destruction; a city's downtown lays in smouldering ruin, skyscrapers crumbling, fires creating toxic smoke. A colossal mechanical robin stands in the middle of this mayhem. The machine leans forward with a hydraulic "VVVVRT" and exhaust shoots out of its neck with a "PSSHHT!". In the interior of this horrible mechanism we see a robin in the command centre, pausing and looking away from its module. Two more robins wait in pregnant pause, all wearing headsets. There is a poster hung that reads "WORK SAFELY" and features a bird wearing a hardhat. Another begins "you don't have to be CRAZY to work here but..." and is cut off by the frame of the image. We see the captain of the vessel, in a captain's hat, pause before commanding "Full power to thrusters". In the final panel, the mecharobin is blasting forward with immense jet engines that have emerged out of each side of the machine. Entire buildings are blown apart in its wake. The target of this war machine is a giant earth worm which is laying waste to the city in the foreground. It seems surprised at this maneuver of the robins.

Strong day, very strong 💪🏻

Tekkonkinkreet is a visual stunner 🤯

EMILY DICKINSON, JEDI KNIGHT

Not so clumsy, nor so random -
As a blaster - in its rage

More elegant - the weapon
More civilized - the age

Seeing them next week 💪🏻

Yeah want another look at that.

Strong trio ahead.

the Fantastic Four cast get asked about their own personal fantastic four, which leads to some canned niceties from pascal, kirby and quinn, and an insanely he knows ball answer from ebon.

Yeah fair, when he said he saw both arms attempting to wrap I raised an eyebrow 😂

As an Irish fan it's hard not to see it as a penalty but thought the ref did a good job of justifying their decision at least.

Fuck

A noble endeavour - how many are we talking?

Fucking losers.

He had cold, jet black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Smooth, waxen skin, like doll's skin. And a tiny pink dress with ribbons, like a doll's dress.

OMG! TOO CUTE??? ❤️ Scientists taught rats to drive tiny cars and found that even when they didn't give them treats, they would still intentionally get into car crashes for the purpose of sexual gratification