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I can’t be the only person seeing Martin Lewis

How freakin cool is that!!

a man in a white shirt and shorts is running down a street Alt: a man in a white shirt and shorts is running down a street. Only he’s not running. He’s all broken and weird and holding his back. Presumably because he’s been gardening because that’s what gardening does to you because it’s a stupid thing to do

Been doing some gardening

I promise I agree but…I think that people who are vaccine injured might be pretty offended by the ‘sore arm’ bit

So, the takeaway is that Keith needs to do more tiktoks, and not that maybe he should stop being a massive right wing racist? Cool cool cool

Sorry to hear that

Bilbo ‘after all, why not? why shouldn’t I keep it’ meme but I’ve added bilbo unwrapping a refreshers sweetie and changed the text to ‘why shouldn’t I eat all of my children’s sweets’

today has been a struggle

How do I ‘dislike’ this post?

Currently encouraging him to get ‘Harvey’ over here, to ‘hang out and do some gaming’, so that I can suss him out 😁
It’s no wonder I keep winning that Parent of the Year award

They’re not! But in hindsight would have been an awesome (if not slightly inconvenient) addition

Hmm?

Him: mother look, the pumpkin is smoking drugs
Me: what the hell do you know about smoking drugs?
Him: Harvey

Mini pumpkin carved with an evil face ‘smoking some drugs’

The 15yr old did a Halloween thing which is definitely appropriate and not worrying

LOL yeah. I’m sure I remember JDB holding his hands up, away from his guitar and stepping away from the mic whilst the track still played, looking generally pissed off about the whole thing. Or it might have been a dream?

2nd June 1994 apparently

I’m gonna have to check now…the only think I can remember is that we bunked off 6th form and I was wearing the most hippy ass grunge dress ever known to man

My son who has been astonishingly quickly dresses up as zombie little red riding hood by his amazingly resourceful and charming mother

I was just feeling sorry for you when my 12yr old strolled in, saying that he’s going trick or treating with his mates in 40mins…

That should keep the Trick or Treaters away tonight.

Ah reminds me of the time I watched the Manic Street Preachers mime along to Motorcycle Emptiness at the Radio One Roadshow in Peterborough year unknown

Nibbles and Smallie having a wonderful time during their Halloween photo shoot

RIP Nibbles

My big fat guinea pig, ironically named Smallie. Wearing a witches hat because she is a pig-witch and casts terrible spells on those who do not feed her. I made the hat and did the photo shoot and am extra proud of myself. This photo was taken in better times, a few years ago. She’s getting on a bit now and this year her sister died, rest in peace Nibbles I hope you are wiv da angels, stuffing your fat face x

Time for this one again

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

Reports just in that she's on the Baileys

I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger

a man with a beard is smiling and says that 's in my brain now Alt: a man with a beard is smiling and says that 's in my brain now

Great. Thanks

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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Are you wearing an air purifier?

It’s just so liberating dahling!

Okay but I love your jummy