Branton Snyter 🏳️‍🌈

this is incredible and also correct

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

Salt has to be one of the absolute worst things your wife could be turned into a pillar of

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I’m Socially Liberal and Fiscally Conservative, Which Is Totally Not Meaningless Remember me? I’m the guy with “Christian” and “Patriot” on my Twitter profile. My avatar is a picture of me wearing sunglasses and a baseball hat i...

"I’m socially liberal and fiscally conservative, which is no way a meaningless label I use to mask my bigotry and disdain for any voice different than mine."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

go birds

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

"click in" and "click out" truly irritates me

It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.

Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself WASHINGTON—Lighting up his phone night and day with their cruel taunts, a group of teenage girls reportedly convinced Vice President JD Vance to kill himself Tuesday. “Everyone I know thinks you’re so...

Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

unhinged method

streaming services are ruining the world

Dynamite

I am running for the hills as soon as I hear "I came to dance dance dance dance"

I witnessed Gus the second most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania drunk drive through a harvest festival in Berks County in 2014

this is qanon and people get really, really mad at you when you point out that it's qanon

i love holding real news in my hands

aligned

"this guy in his mid thirties lacks work experience" really hits different from the generation that writes the email body in the subject line

im running for reelection for a minor local office, but it's important to express what you belive

New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast

theonion.com/new-bomb-cap...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

We have a madman in the White House who is actively trying to trigger total war.

If Jeffries, Schumer, or any other Democratic leaders try to justify this, shrug indifferently, or write a strongly-worded letter and call it a day, they need to step down or be aggressively primaried.

The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

when I got my first tattoo I avoided touching it cuz my brain thought it would rub off

First solution-powered pond garbage found crawling on whiskey bar.