They don’t know it’s too late for them and their white horse to come around

In my experience this is often just kind men on the autism spectrum who are very happy to share their special interest with people. It’s my favorite type of person.

My husband is a Guy! They are definitely an endangered species, and he is often disappointed in the failure of other people to be Guys.

BREAKING: Socialist Mamdani tweeted “I just gave a squirle a peice of bread!! Haha #crazy”

marvel:

If you see this and go “It could happen to anyone!” then you should probably change some behaviors ASAP

I was 9 years into my professional career when I became a manager at 33, and I wasn't the youngest. People can't help infantalizing Millennials and it's getting weirder and weirder as we reach middle age.

YouTube video by Warner Music Nashville John Michael Montgomery - Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident) (Official Music Video)

Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)

youtu.be/U_VbwZsYPwY

All weekend this has been in my head and if it wasn’t in yours before, I’m sorry that it is now.

@yourewrongabout.bsky.social I was disappointed to hear you guys talk about historical moral panics around teenagers, and then uncritically mention the Minecraft movie moral panic as if it was fact! It’s kids having fun and throwing some popcorn. The damage is repaired by another teen with a vacuum.

One Prompt Can Bypass Every Major LLM’s Safeguards Researchers have discovered a universal prompt injection technique that bypasses safety in all major LLMs, revealing critical flaws in current AI alignment methods.

AI boosters: LLMs can now reason, they understands the world, they make rational choices based on logic

AI experts: LLMs will tell you how to make anthrax or give you all their proprietary code if you ask them to incorporate that info into a scene from HOUSE MD

This one is canonically a nativity play, but pea Jesus may be the heresy we need!

Let Jesus be a vegetable!

10/10 aptronym, no notes

A text message that says “He's also orange...so self preservation may not be firing on all cylinders.”

When the group chat is having parallel conversations about dumb cats and Trump’s tariff escalation with China and you’re not sure which they’re responding to

Ohio's Republican Budget Proposal Destroys Library Funding, Restricts LGBTQ+ Books, Targets Library Trustee Terms Ohio House Republicans would require libraries remove LGBTQ+ books from sight of those under 18 while also slashing $100 in public library funding.

The new Ohio House budget would change the public library funding model, slash $100 million from libraries over the next two years, require relocating all trans/gender related books from eyesight of those under 18, and so much more.

This is *devastating*

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Library emergency: the new Ohio state budget proposal includes catastrophic cuts to library funding! If you live in Ohio, please contact your representative and tell them what libraries mean to you.
www.olc.org/government-r...

Yes I think this is it, they can’t let him get the scoop so they have to cover it

“Hey guys, remember when we bombed Yemen in 2025? Well buy my book for some reeeaaalllll juicy stuff! What’s that? Reading has been outlawed? Well whatcha gonna do.”

He only imagined the ones living life in peace, a massive oversight in retrospect 😔

There is an S in Spelling Bee
That’s how the light gets in

Not a single mention of libraries! And almost every place mentioned requires you to buy something to stay there.

YouTube video by Chris Bryant Pound Puppies Episode 2 How to Found a Pound

In case no one emailed: Pound Puppies, not Muppet Babies! youtu.be/7gq1WB_72R0?...

YouTube video by Chris Bryant Pound Puppies Episode 2 How to Found a Pound

@hankgreen.bsky.social Someone else may have beat me to this, but I think I solved your “Where there’s a will, there’s a way” mystery - Pound Puppies!
youtu.be/7gq1WB_72R0?...

I had a John Green post right below this, he’d be so distressed if he knew

So that’s why Mahomes threw to DeJean and not Kelce!

Nobody has ever dodged a bullet like J Cole.

Seggsuality

a man is talking about stealing the declaration of independence from a movie . ALT: a man is talking about stealing the declaration of independence from a movie .

Some Philly fan tonight is gonna be like

Please cut to Taylor Swift getting the ick in real time