Newt

This was a stay at home gummy, not a go out and do shit gummy

I came out the womb with a bounty on my head

Hammering my shit like a babylonian blacksmith

Who's going to the blumpkin party tonight

What eating without youtube does to you

Bring your kid to work day and my dad works at the Raccoon City Police Department

Hammering my shit like a babylonian blacksmith

No one cared who i was until i put on the chastity cage

Pissing harder than the guy next to me at the urinals to establish dominance

Me at 25 watching Lilo & Stitch

Only real shitters in my circle

Why do football helmets have the little cages on them? Is it to keep them from kissing?

dont call yourself a gamer if you haven't played this

These little vagina cameltoe cereal are the best 🥰

handjobs should just be called beef jerkies

They call me sneeze cause my gazoon tight

This is an old family recipe

Santa better send me a freak

Imagine you're trying to find the clit and she starts making buzzer noises like in Operation when you miss

Selenite it is

what crystal do I need for a bitch to love me

hope my enemies know I’ve been drinking milk n growing big and strong

if we were both cows would u stand in a field & eat grass with me

Her bouncing on it like the pixar lamp would fix me

Did some wild things in my life but I never ordered a Fish Fillet from McDonald’s

Me when I wander off drunk

The broccoli watching me grab another bag of nuggets from the freezer

just masturbated to her bitmoji

For every man that won’t there is literally a guy (Me) who will eat your whole ass