Flowering Crabapple

Why does unrivaled insist on showing us the first minute of the 2nd quarter streamed from a Samsung Galaxy? It looks like shit.

Back on my bullshit (watching another Jack Ryan movie)

the hater's council just vetoed this actually.

"a real hater hates attention seekers by ignoring them" wise words from one hater elder.

"hate reading is for homework dorks" said another senior hater on condition of anonymity as this statement was a compound diss targeting other council members

Funniest way for this game to end would be Little walking a run in.

ESPN can't even be bothered to do a pregame show for the WNBA Playoffs, this is such bullshit

This plus the fact that espn is not doing a pregame countdown leading into game one and is instead talking about football, all you need to know about the level of respect espn has for women’s sports.

HELLO GOOD MORNING HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS IS OUT NOW!!!!

And specifically it's now available DIRECTLY FROM ME! Everything sold through my website is DRM-free and I get the FULL cover price (minus processing fees)!

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[looking at the gettysburg address]

“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”

Tried the caffeinated water the work bevi dispenses “for science”. The taste is pretty faint, mainly tastes like flat seltzer (yes flat seltzer is just water but it has a taste), with hints of it taking two tries to swallow an uncoated pill.

The cover for Her Subtle Investigations by Scarlett Gale, logline "Will her mission bring them together... or tear them apart?" Cover features a Black woman with her long braids pulled back away from her face, wearing black leather armor and holding a dagger in front of a dark city street.

Hey Bluesky guess what THE KNIFE'S BOOK IS COMING OUT ON AUG 16 AND YOU CAN PRE-ORDER IT RIGHT NOW!!!!

SURPRISE!

HER SUBTLE INVESTIGATIONS is a polyamorous shorty4shorty4shorty romance with action! Adventure! Threesomes! Magic! A very reasonable amount of stabbings!

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Missed connection:
You: a 40yo white woman with millennial pink headphones and a dalmatian on the 2 bus screaming about personal space
Me: the lady you shoulder checked and told to go fuck herself

I didn’t have time to give you the ass beating you so clearly wanted, let’s schedule a make up time!

The Triumph of the American Moron Clarence Thomas's anti-trans concurrence is the culmination of right-wing anti-intellectualism

I wrote about Clarence Thomas's anti-intellectual, anti-trans concurrence in United States v. Skrmetti, and what it says about how far the right has fallen into conspiratorialism

Just finished Their Eyes Were Watching God (amazing, heart wrenching, etc) and notice an acquaintance had rated it 2 stars. To each their own, but I was compelled to check this person’s 5 star reads, which included The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Let’s be for real folks. Some opinions are wrong.

Michael B. Jordan and the Count from Sesame Street

Sinners (2025)

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Oh sweet Jesus the next song is two different women doing Loathing. This city has too much theater kid energy.

At a karaoke bar in NYC and two women are singing For Good from Wicked and darlings this song is not even a banger. If you must be a theater nerd pick a song we can sing along to.

"If the state can kidnap people from their homes and send them to a rights-free zone for the indefinite future, and the Court charged with defending the Constitution cannot manage anything more than a shrug of its shoulders, it might as well shut down for good."

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

This week a coworker told me I had too much joie de vivre to be from Fresno. Is this an insult? Do I need to meet her in a parking lot?

Folks, review your pay stubs. This month is the second time I’ve noticed my firm was paying CA non-exempt employees wrong. I was short $970 this time!! They fixed it both times it’s been pointed out, but you have to stay vigilant!

Told Dan we should get a cat named Pork and his is extremely opposed. I think Pork is a cute/funny name for a kitten.

Hoping to take Ma to a Valkyries game this season to get her opinions on W games

Oh I forgot “hey he got pushed, why doesn’t he get to throw it extra times”

She also proposes a 4 point line. Anyway, this is my official submission of my mother for head of NBA Players Union. You’ll have to repeat everything to her 3-7 times but she’s for the players.

Next she was asking why Embiid had a mask on and when we said he was protecting broken sinus bones she was very upset he was playing hurt. “Don’t they get sick time? They should unionize”

First mom hot take: the players should get time and a half for working on Christmas. Bro told her they’re not hourly employees. She doesn’t understand that and insists they should get extra pay.

We had basketball on the TV all day and not growing up in a sports family had mom with opinions.

Highlight of Christmas, mom mixing up Austria and Australia while bro and her argue about dressage.