wonderpuss

Just a hot tip for the fellas out there who might be confused

You get more pussy if you stand with women, not against them

You get more pussy if you stand with women, not against them

I'm just here to make you question why you follow me.

i’m sad today so love isn’t real for me or ANY OF YOU thanks

I can’t believe there was a time before I heard Francesca by Hozier

*blows a kiss to the void* 🖤

Tom Sandoval is the frog that was turned into a prince but is still clearly a frog

GOOGLE 🫵🏻

oh the wiggety wiggety whack of it all

Kendrick, here’s your new target: Elon Musk

i wanna be funny and enchanting and instead i’m a meat suit full of depression and disjointed poems

The first person I hear refer to the ‘Gulf of America’ out loud is getting a wedgie

my intelligence is non-GMO, organic and free range but it is full fat

ya’ll need to deepseek Jesus

ew my own thoughts lol

For job purposes this is a joke lol lol lol I’m sober and can handle war

I too drink at my government job

hemorrhoids are also a possibility tho tbh

We are made in Holy image
Every day I shit blood
Look into the toilet and wonder
How can anyone not believe
In God

as puppy above, so puppy below

I’ll post whatever terrible content I want. I can’t be stopped. I’ll only be entertaining occasionally, by accident. no one will do anything about it!!! ha ha ha ha haa

Me, an alternative queer and outspoken state employee

I want nazis and their ilk to curse my very existence and rue the day I clap eyes on just one of those goosestepping motherfuckers

It’s a great time to be dumb and mean-spirited

I however—!!!!!

Its cool and brave to admit you like when a big strong man is in control, right fellas? Nothing feels better than a powerful man’s hands. I however

What would Jesus do? Dismantle diversity, equity, and inclusion obviously!!!!!!!! Next question