I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

@tomb_urges - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. [pic of guy on a unicycle type thing]

In other news, a whole shit ton of dumb fucks at the airport just hacking up a lung while unmasked

My favorite part of COVID was the part where we immediately forgot to care about other people at the earliest opportunity

Had to take off my belt for the metal detector...at a Neko Case show. Portland's Roseland Theater: harder to infiltrate than the Pentagon

Seeing this exchange and we have just lost the plot. The greatest damage the trump era politics has brought to American political discourse is normalizing having a narrative over what is factual reality, and then not feeling any sort of shame about making up stuff because that stuff is convenient.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

2024 - NFTS 2025 - Al 2026 - STEW

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

The time for dark woke is beginning

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Donald Trump can completely turn around his legacy and the way historians view him with two simple words, on the last day of his presidency, during his farewell speech, if he closes by saying

The aristocrats

Bugonia. WTAFFFFFFFFFFF

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

Is it 6 pm? Is it midnight? Who can tell?

Oh, you muted me because I repost too much? Did you also pluck out your two precious eyes upon witnessing your first sunset? So sure, were you, that you’d taken in all the majesty and beauty you’d ever need in this life? What melancholy. I envy and pity your surety in equal measures. #unmutekafui

Fair! I'm hoping it's loose and stupid-fun

Portland is such a warzone that I'm going to bunk bar to hear a Halloween themed Ramones cover band (the band is Sleater-Kinney and Fred Armisen, because of course it is)

NWSL Supporter Groups As NWSL supporters associations representing thousands of fans across the country, we invite the NWSL and its fans to join us in taking a vocal and visible stand in support of the transgender community and against all gender-based harassment. Women's soccer exists because society refused to accept exclusion. Our game was built through generations of struggle-for gender equity, LGBTQ+ rights, and racial justice. Efforts to exclude trans athletes are fueled by the same forces of misogyny and bigotry that have long tried to dictate who belongs. These efforts undermine the spirit of women's sports and harm all athletes by reinforcing narrow, discriminatory ideas about gender.

From the field to the stands, the LGBTQ+ community has always been a vital and visible part of the NWSL, and for many of us, women's sport is a safe haven—a place where we have found community and belonging while being our full selves. Come to an NWSL game, and you will see not just athleticism and competition, but joy and togetherness. Our league, where queer and trans kids can see themselves reflected on the field and in the stands, is proof that welcoming everyone makes us all safer.

Now, as the trans community faces escalating attacks driven by harmful legislation and damaging public rhetoric, we must continue that fight by standing firmly and vocally, together, for inclusion in sports. It is on all of us to ensure that every match, every event, and every space under the league's banner remains safe, inclusive, and free from hate-for everyone. Silence is not neutrality. Speaking out matters. Showing your support for trans athletes, and trans people, matters. Let's work together to ensure women's soccer continues to be a space of inclusion, safety, and joy for all.

🏳️‍⚧️ Today, and every day, we stand with supporters groups across the NWSL to say - loud and clear: Trans People Belong.

In the stands, on the pitch, in our communities - everywhere.

Everyone deserves to feel safe, respected, and celebrated.

No exceptions. ❤️🖤

#TransPeopleBelong

Oops, all innings!

America’s pastbedtime

it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

Will Klein in a "Rapinoe/Kaepernick 2020" shirt

*Inning 25*

BENCH COACH: What do we do, Dave? We're all out of pitchers.

*Dave Roberts pets Bud, the team's lucky golden retriever*

DAVE ROBERTS: That's where you're wrong...

wanna feel old? when this game started you were already old as hell you old fuck look at your old ass go to bed