Accurate

Costco switched to Coke products at the food court 🥰😍🥰

Oh god and then the giant house spiders will follow. I’m going to have to warm up my “screaming in terror” voice

YouTube video by KEXP Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

This rules youtu.be/0Ssi-9wS1so?...

At least the "Elon begging to get on the island" stuff is legit.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

So are the Epstein files screenshots about murdered kids at trump's golf club legit? They're showing up here then disappeared. Can't tell if they were a hoax or Bluesky is having a panic attack

Elon Musk had more extensive ties to Epstein than previously known, emails show Newly released files from DoJ show the pair making plans in 2013 for the Tesla CEO to visit Epstein’s private island

Theeere it is

Burn It Down On Singin’ to an Empty Chair by Ratboys

Today @harrisfootball.com writes about the new Ratboys album Singin’ to an Empty Chair and trying to enjoy music amidst "all of this."

We all love Ratboys baby. All my friends love The Nice Ratboys.

@ratboysband.bsky.social

www.welcometohellworld.com/burn-it-down/

I worked for one of his lit agents in the mid 90s and can confirm he was one of the rare super nice dudes. Was extremely pleased when he broke out a few years later

Elon Musk trying to get invited to Epstein's island is basically like @timheidecker.bsky.social's character in the ITYSL "Club Aqua/Haunted House" sketch

There's no way around it: if we care about law and order we have to let the government commit crimes

Austin, with Natalie Merchant and baby Radiohead opening

it is my firm belief that you have no obligation to be nice, polite, or civil to anyone acting in bad faith online

clutch your pearls all you want, dumb fucks

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.

a colorful fantasy worm or dragon creature with six limbs and a multicolored quilt like pattern on its body. it has a black head with three horns and antennae and is saying "boycott genAI" in a white speech bubble

worm for you

She’s a ten but also something else, there is something that seems to writhe under her skin. She’s a ten but you know that she isn’t anything, not really, that she appeared suddenly, and can disperse the same way, between pines and ferns, a pale hand dragging against sharp bark before disappearing

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

@tomb_urges - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. [pic of guy on a unicycle type thing]

In other news, a whole shit ton of dumb fucks at the airport just hacking up a lung while unmasked

My favorite part of COVID was the part where we immediately forgot to care about other people at the earliest opportunity

Had to take off my belt for the metal detector...at a Neko Case show. Portland's Roseland Theater: harder to infiltrate than the Pentagon

Seeing this exchange and we have just lost the plot. The greatest damage the trump era politics has brought to American political discourse is normalizing having a narrative over what is factual reality, and then not feeling any sort of shame about making up stuff because that stuff is convenient.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk