@lrrronearth.bsky.social
RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE
YOU'RE CONSISTENT WHERE IT COUNTS.
02.10.2025 03:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YOU GOT THERE LATE! WHICH IS GOOD. FOR YOU.
02.10.2025 03:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MANIFESTING JOY BY SMASHING MY PHONE WITH A ROCK AND THROWING THE PIECES INTO A VOLCANO.
16.09.2025 02:07 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I, FOR ONE, AM HOPING AND PRAYING FOR A NICE HOAGIE. COPPA, SALAMI, PROSCIUTTO, THE NECESSARY ROUGHAGE, BANANA PEPPERS, AND LIKE AN 85% VINEGAR VINAIGRETTE.
10.09.2025 23:03 β π 11 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0UGH. STILL WITH THIS. CALL ME WHEN THE SKY IS RED.
10.09.2025 04:46 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0UGH, CHICAGO-STYLE POPE? WHY DON'T I JUST EAT OUT OF THE GARBAGE?
08.05.2025 18:52 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'M DEATH RAY CERTIFIED!
19.03.2025 17:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NOT DEAD, I JUST HATE IT HERE.
18.03.2025 18:21 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I'M A CARRIE BUT I'M ONLY TWO DRINKS AWAY FROM BECOMING A SAMANTHA.
18.02.2025 04:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CAN I KICK IT? (NOT RHETORICAL)
18.02.2025 04:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IF THEY'RE NOT CALLED EAR BUDS BECAUSE THEY'RE FRIENDS, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
14.02.2025 06:14 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I CAN'T BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME, SO I COMPRESS IT DOWN INTO A LITTLE TANTRUM THAT I HAVE ON MY PHONE A FEW TIMES A DAY.
12.02.2025 00:48 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0EVER SINCE I SKIPPED THAT DOSE OF REVOLUTION, STARTED DROOLING UNCONTROLLABLY, AND DOING WHATEVER THE BRAIN SLUG ASKS, I'VE BEEN FEELING GREAT.
11.02.2025 05:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HONESTLY, I FEEL GREAT AFTER CUTTING ALL THAT SALT OUT OF MY DIET. THAT, AND SWITCHING TO A DRY SHAMPOO.
11.02.2025 05:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YOU DON'T TALK TO SLUG, SLUG OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI SLUUUUUUG LIKE THAT.
11.02.2025 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0EVERY STUDY ON THE COGNITIVE EFFECTS OF BRAIN SLUGS HAS BEEN BIASED AGAINST BRAIN SLUGS.
11.02.2025 05:07 β π 13 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1PELTING STRANGERS WITH EGGS AS A STATUS SYMBOL.
10.02.2025 21:13 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0ME BEING AN ALLY CUTS BOTH WAYS. WHEN LITTLE GREEN MEN START ASKING ABOUT THE BAD STUFF I DID, I EXPECT MATERIAL ASSISTANCE.
10.02.2025 05:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IF YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT FOOTBALL, I'LL KILL YOU.
09.02.2025 20:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I GUESS WE'RE TOTALLY FUCKING PORKED, THEN.
07.02.2025 07:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I HAVE A SPECIFIC FEAR OF GETTING SENT TO AREA 51 FOR A VERY BAD TIME.
07.02.2025 07:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0BE THE INDOMITABLE SPACE KING WITH A LASER YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.
07.02.2025 06:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I SWEAR, I JUST HAD IT.
06.02.2025 22:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I REGRET COMING TO EARTH AND LOSING THE KEY TO MY SPACESHIP NOW MORE THAN EVER.
06.02.2025 22:44 β π 18 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Are you there God? It's me *garbled inhuman squall of the deepest possible sorrow*.
06.02.2025 14:12 β π 808 π 158 π¬ 14 π 2TODAY, MINE ARE:
5. WARREN ZEVON
4. DAN CAMPBELL
3. JOHN K. SAMSON
2. EVAN WEISS
1. JOANNA NEWSOM
WE'VE BEEN LIVING THROUGH DICKHEAD CHRISTMAS AND I'M STILL NOT ENJOYING MYSELF.
06.02.2025 04:33 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs OK for me to say stupid things, because I am stupid and living my truth
05.02.2025 19:23 β π 242 π 56 π¬ 3 π 2WE INSTALLED A TELEVATOR ON THE WARBIRD AND IT DIDN'T WORK. JUST BUCKETS AND BUCKETS OF VISCERA:
06.02.2025 04:27 β π 0 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
