Jury selection is going to be interesting.
14.12.2024 10:57 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0@5uper5teve.bsky.social
Simple yet complex. LGBTQIA rights. Women’s Rights. HRC Supporter. Mexicano. Freedom from religion. Plant Daddy. Houstonian.
Jury selection is going to be interesting.
14.12.2024 10:57 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0What are the best starter packs you’ve found?
04.12.2024 02:53 — 👍 5560 🔁 609 💬 1098 📌 117THEY HIT THE PENTAGAWN, THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGAAAAWWWN!
01.12.2024 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
01.12.2024 04:15 — 👍 26968 🔁 3655 💬 609 📌 357Maybe this weed gummy will fix me. Maybe 10 beers will fix me. Maybe sleep will fix me. Maybe a gallon of coffee will fix me...
30.11.2024 01:01 — 👍 1302 🔁 187 💬 74 📌 10the porn bots have arrived.
anyone got a list for that?
Hot people change their Avi whenever they feel like it. The rest of us find that one nice pic and just stick with it for 7 years
30.11.2024 08:42 — 👍 396 🔁 111 💬 30 📌 7.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
Thank god I grew up with stuffing because if I’d never heard of it before and someone showed up to my house as an adult with wet bread and celery casserole my first instinct would be to beat their ass.
29.11.2024 21:59 — 👍 8195 🔁 583 💬 248 📌 63The Salvation Army has a transphobic history. They deny this is the case but have not demonstrated trustworthiness and don't deserve your donations
30.11.2024 15:42 — 👍 85 🔁 17 💬 4 📌 0Color photo of a longhaired ginger tuxedo cat lying on a bathroom floor, casually surveying an exuberantly shredded roll of toilet paper strewn across the floor. It should also be noted that that toilet has a mottled yellow carpeted lid and floor mat which appear to be on top of a brown carpeted floor.
Proud. 🏆 Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
30.11.2024 17:29 — 👍 4420 🔁 370 💬 66 📌 23Merry crisis 🥴
29.11.2024 01:32 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0@djmatthewdunn.bsky.social
28.11.2024 13:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I remember the good old days, when we drank because it was fun…
Not because it was necessary.
The origin of his prefrontal cortex damage
28.11.2024 13:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The wittle beeeeaaaannnsss 🥹
28.11.2024 12:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm reading that Mark Zuckerberg is genuinely spooked by the rapid growth of Bluesky. Sounds pretty good.
28.11.2024 02:08 — 👍 47847 🔁 3468 💬 1628 📌 303Me, over the next four years: Don’t blame me, I voted for her.
27.11.2024 16:53 — 👍 12289 🔁 1446 💬 590 📌 133Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
27.11.2024 16:51 — 👍 28066 🔁 2484 💬 627 📌 130it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism
27.11.2024 16:14 — 👍 15834 🔁 2177 💬 152 📌 40I’m quite likable. *Days may vary.
20.11.2024 21:54 — 👍 213 🔁 78 💬 8 📌 0I need some Thanksgiving clap backs for tomorrow, any ideas?
27.11.2024 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This place smells like a new car that somebody just shot a porn in.
23.08.2023 13:32 — 👍 146 🔁 68 💬 5 📌 3I wish people could die from having too much money.
25.11.2024 22:06 — 👍 878 🔁 228 💬 55 📌 16Just learned that people’s hair and nails keep growing even after they’re dead to me.
13.08.2023 16:01 — 👍 409 🔁 121 💬 6 📌 1