Mo0!

COCA-COLA SALAD 1 package orange jello 1 small package cream cheese 1 large Coca-Cola (10 oz.) ¼ cup nuts Let cheese come to room temperature. Dust jello into cream cheese. Heat Coca-Cola to boiling point and pour over mixture. Mix, add nuts and put in mold. Leave out for 1-2 hours before putting in refrigerator. Salad separates into three layers. Serves 4.

Hey @jongraywb.bsky.social , want to go get some lunch?

The last seven pounds were due to the Get Really Fuckin Sick Diet. I don’t recommend that!

With today’s weigh in, I have passed the 10% weight loss threshold after just over six months on Zepbound.

I’m really thrilled with the success and I look forward to more. It’s been nice to feel like I have control over my diet.

I think it's best for my mental health to stay the hell away from the internet today.

But, now and forever, fuck ICE

The thing about the “acktually armed resistance is the only way to revolution” reply guys is that the ones who aren’t feds have no plans for armed revolution: they just want an excuse to stay at home and jerk off while feeling morally superior to the people doing the actual work or resistance.

Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.

It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.

Help, I bought Satisfactory less than a week ago and I’ve put over ten hours into it

We need more deodorants for us mature types.

Like instead of "Shark Puncher" and "Booty Pirate" try "Look, I Made it Out of the Armchair!" and "New Buick SUV"

TOS enterprise bridge is pictured with 4 crewfolks, including Spock, Uhura, a redshirt, and Kevin the guy who sang annoyingly over the PA system that one time. Kevin and Spock are talking, and Kevin looks like that thing when a 5 year old is mad and drooping their arms all sulky like. Closed caption reads, "UNIVERSAL SUFFERING."

Round (music) - Wikipedia

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It’s a round!

Just the same game but the soundtrack is all rickrolls

Follow-up: This post was about Pipistrello and the Cursed Yoyo. I couldn’t find a badge that I’d apparently missed early on.

It turned out to be in a crate in the safe house, an in-game hub. I’d walked past it dozens of times.

I am suddenly less surprised at there not being many guides for it.

A chicken stares up at a smaller bird in a tree, mocking him saying "haha! Ground bird! 'lost the ability to fly because of selective breeding'-ass bird!" The chicken begins extending its neck towards the branch, the other bird exclaims "oh shit!" The chicken, now at eye level with the smaller bird says "fuck you." later the chicken sits on the edge of a cliff, his neck still incredibly long, and says to itself "the drive for revenge has fundamentally changed who I am into something I can no longer recognize as myself. There is no place for me now in my old life"

ground bird
(rerun)

labubu butt plug

Yeah, achievement guides can be good, still. As you said, very hit or miss depending on what you’re trying to do.

Jesus Christ, what happened to people just posting a list of collectibles in a damn video game? It’s a minefield of incomplete guides, AI slop, and irrelevant information.

Tony Gilroy is here to educate you on how False Flag Terror works and also Glup Shitto is here.

A jacket full of pickles. Repulsive.

What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your jacket pickles

My resolution is to socially self-isolate less. I will join conversations and be present!

found him

The couple in bed meme and he's thinking about what happens to Paddington's soul if he kills Paddington

How's your 2026 going so far, gang?

Wait what, how does that happen

I still intrinsically enjoy playing and especially winning. I have to remind myself that this stupid graph is not a measure of my self worth.

If anything I can just use it as inspiration to keep learning and improving.

the guy is behind in his dues to karate church

My Magic Arena draft stats over time. I play a lot, and I’ve gotten incrementally better, but it’s frustrating during losing skids to watch that progress “disappear”.

I feel like I should be higher after this many reps, but then, I’ve only been playing for two years compared to 20+? #mtg

A planet!

I’m 2-12 in my last four Avatar drafts. What the hell even is this format?

(I like it, I’m just apparently VERY BAD at it.) #mtg

Jar Jar Binks in “the green mile”

Jar jar: “On da day of judgment, when mesa stand before guds, and hesa asks mesa why did mesa killen una of his true miracles, what am mesa ganna sayen? dat it was mesa job”

John Coffey: “You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done”

Jarjar: “Okietay!”