Mo0!

Your username is really apropos today huh

Reporting from post-apocalyptic Portland:

Every garbage can will dispense a whole rotisserie chicken when punched.

The buildings perpetually on fire continue to have floating Go signs to the right.

My neighbour is on the last of his nine life bars and he is redder and moving faster than usual.

does this count as a ghost kitchen

If they’re keeping the letters then I’m suddenly much more okay with it, lmao

If that were true they’d be so much more popular on here

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

Yeah, my jury’s personally out but even if I thought they were the greatest thing ever, I’d still be dreading the incoming tsunami of emails.

As someone who works in IT, what I read is:

“Microsoft debuts new ‘Break Excel, Word, and PowerPoint’ update to test how many people can’t find their apps”

Oops my bad

I honestly appreciate the ambition of it even if its reach WILDLY exceeded its grasp

Tired: Subscription is THE future of video games

Also tired: Subscription has NO future in video games

Not really wired but better than the other two: Subscription is just one part of the options available, will work for some players/games, won't work for others. It's fine.

bluesky is like moving back and forth from untold horrors to butthole testimonials at an alarming rate

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

Cool Magic the Gathering money saving tip: Go shopping for booster packs of Edge of Extinction when nobody has them in stock. You’ll save so much money!

Rar are you okay

Do we need to send help to him

improv music group called 'yes, band'

Have you seen Jelle’s Marble Runs? It’s a whole channel that gets pretty elaborate with it

Watching Doja Cat on SNL and i have to respect the choice to use Knight Rider as the core hook

Actually sitting down and going through Game Changer and coming to the conclusion that Sam Reich is a War Criminal and should be Tried At The Hague

Apparently if you’re in Florida in the preseason, you go to a fight and six more fights break out.

The fuck is going on in the NHL

Two flasks - one has a Red Bull logo knockoff named Wild Bull with an image of a Tauros, while the other (my favorite) is a modification of the logo for V8 Splash to read LV. 8 Splash, with a picture of a Magikarp

I am unreasonably enamored with this Magikarp flask I saw today

Doc Emrick would always describe hockey players in the prime of their athletic life as “sashaying into the offensive zone”, I loved his calls so much

Magic: The Gathering

you know how wizards can cast cone of cold? I think they should be able to cast any type of cone. cone of traffic, cone on the cob, (appears to lose interest in this joke and wanders off. last witnessed at 3:22 AM walking barefoot through the drive-thru of Carl's Jr. in a state of apparent agitation

Ohhhh now I follow, I think I flipped the order of events. In any event that’s a real sudden change in the situation! Not great.

Oh I getcha, I just meant that when I saw “they’ll release a statement” I didn’t think it’d be about some stuff the guy said earlier, but just about the book

I have a soft spot for Arcana, was that section notable at all?

Whoa, unless I missed it in the thread this took a sudden turn. I thought it was just “bro wrote a bad book”!

Head on image of a 3d printed map of Hyrule from Zelda: Link to the Past

Side view to show the 3d facets - mountains are taller than forests, the water is recessed…

A Cyndaquil on top of the map

Found a place selling some really cool 3d printed stuff, picked up this awesome map of Hyrule