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It Turns Out That Constantly Telling Workers They're About to Be Replaced by AI Has Grim Psychological Effects The stress arising from fears of being replaced by AI warrants an entirely new psychological dysfunction, researchers argue.

Step 1: get AIRD recognized as a clinical diagnosis

Step 2: get diagnosed with it

Step 3: submit "shut the fuck up about AI" as an accommodation request

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if you're stealthy about it you can also do this at Jiffy Lube

this is why I only stay at fancy hotels that have both a coffee coffee pot and an underwear coffee pot in the room

Even thinking about it now makes me so fucking mad. I DIDN'T DO THIS. YOU DID THIS. You made this movie and I paid money to watch it. I don't work for you! You work for me!

Prisoners starring Hugh Jackman as the Dad of a kidnapped daughter, which, "you're welcome for spoiling it" alert, works REALLY HARD to make you root for him to kidnap and torture what turns out to be the wrong guy in an effort to make the point of "see, we shouldn't be so quick to rush to judgment"

It's actually short for hydrofuckballs

running around like a kid with a Hulk smash face

I've been curling. My impression was that its greatest potential as a fun activity would involve shit talk and fuckery. I asked a club dude if there was a Dennis Rodman of curling. He told me that kind of thing would be frowned upon. And that is why I have not been curling twice.

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"It's $13 a month, but that gets you unlimited access to all 45 minutes of our show" -AppleTV

Genuinely impressed with the degree to which AppleTV is a streaming service with 15 things on it

"Hi can I please just grab that hummus you've been standing in front of for an hour?"

"I'm sorry, I was recently hit in the head with a shovel"

My brand is a blend of bad posts, and posts that are good actually but just not FOR anybody

Me after getting a speed boost from Statue of Blessings, gulping a triple shot espresso, eating a spicy eel, and feeding a carrot to my horse:

"Zero to sixty in I'm about to find the fuck out"

My brothers and I used to imagine him sitting in a recliner about to bite into a giant Dagwood sandwich when the phone rang, and he would pick it up, say "This is he," wait for a beat, and then just say, "FOOTBALL?"

Rest in power, king. You were loved.

In Tre Johnson's last season, he was called back in out of retirement, either late in the offseason or during the season (I can't remember which), and was pretty obviously not down to fighting trim that year. He still helped make the line better than it would have been without him.

Pic with headline: "Tre' Johnson, former Washington offensive lineman, dies at 54"

RIP to one of my favorite all time gigantic football men. There needs to be an NFL beefboi Hall of Fame for players who have been sent home from training camp for being too heavy and/or logged a snap with a listed weight suspiciously close to 4 bills.

Me: (gets high and watches Nobody starring Bob Odenkirk)

(later)

Me: (still high, playing Stardew Valley) "I'm basically like the Nobody of Stardew Valley"

Pee Wee turn on the headlight glasses and is surrounded by every animal

We don't really talk enough about how the "X" logo on Twitter is intentionally placed where most other websites have a "get me outta here" button in the shape of an X

they couldn't even invent a more syllabically economical term for "know it all jerk off"

D) Not gotten involved in an IDP fantasy league

"Funny story actually, when I gave Noah the ark dimensions..."

"-and do we NEED the spork?"

"Airline meals are mass produced for millions of passengers and have to be packaged, stored, heated, and served at scale using a minimum of cubic footage"

Like watching Robert Frost pick up dry spaghetti with his teeth

He's the most poetic, somehow

Headline: Woman sentenced for accusing her estranged spouse of illegally accessing bank account from outer space

PLENTY going on here

Event Horizon
Tremors
Daytrippers
Memento
Happiness

Mom And Dad Save The World
Edge of Tomorrow
Waiting For Guffman
Fargo
Deep Blue Sea