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A comic strip about the ways Mark is always getting killed. Mark is me. This is my comic.

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thats impossible- jennifer hamburgers wears glasses

17.06.2025 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOUR PARENTS: (seeing neighbors do literally anything) Just what are you up to you nasty old bitch

17.06.2025 15:05 — 👍 102    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
Panel 1: Mike runs behind a liquor store. The alley is grimy—overflowing dumpsters, broken crates, and a wet mattress oozing mystery fluid.
Mike: (thinking) Gotta hide… can’t let that cob roller see my face. Panel 2: He looks up & freezes. A ragged circle of sketchy fighters is mid-brawl. One guy swings a pipe into another guy’s skull.
SFX: CRACK
Mike: (tiny) …What in the fuck? Panel 3: Everyone turns to Mike. The guy with the cracked skull is face-down, unmoving.
Fighter #1: Intruder.
Fighter #2: You have breached the sacred dojo. Panel 4: Mike puts his hands up, backing toward the wall.
Mike: Whoa, nice little head-smashing cult you got here. I’ll just, uh, not be here.
Fighter: (off-panel) Bring out Slab. Panel 5: The crowd parts. Slab enters: shirtless, duct tape fists, an old fencing mask, and track pants jammed into combat boots.
Slab: You step into the circle. You fight or die.
Mike: (off-panel) Gulp! Panel 6: Mike gets shoved into the circle, and
Mike: Perfect. I’m about to die fighting a reject from a Mad Max porno… behind a liquor store. Panel 7: Slab wallops Mike.
SFX: WHACK
Mike: Hhkk…fuckin’ ow- - Panel 8: Officer Brogan charges in, baton raised.
Brogan: Hault! This violates Municipal Code 9.14-B: Unlicensed Combat within city limits! Panel 9: The fighters glance at each other.
Fighter #3: He just mocked the dojo.
Fighter #4: He dies now. Panel 10: Classic cartoon-style fight cloud explodes: a massive dust swirl with fists, feet, a baton, and a boot sticking out. Mike watches and bleeds.
Mike: Praise Jebus for these violent, trash angels.

Panel 1: Mike runs behind a liquor store. The alley is grimy—overflowing dumpsters, broken crates, and a wet mattress oozing mystery fluid.
Mike: (thinking) Gotta hide… can’t let that cob roller see my face. Panel 2: He looks up & freezes. A ragged circle of sketchy fighters is mid-brawl. One guy swings a pipe into another guy’s skull.
SFX: CRACK
Mike: (tiny) …What in the fuck? Panel 3: Everyone turns to Mike. The guy with the cracked skull is face-down, unmoving.
Fighter #1: Intruder.
Fighter #2: You have breached the sacred dojo. Panel 4: Mike puts his hands up, backing toward the wall.
Mike: Whoa, nice little head-smashing cult you got here. I’ll just, uh, not be here.
Fighter: (off-panel) Bring out Slab. Panel 5: The crowd parts. Slab enters: shirtless, duct tape fists, an old fencing mask, and track pants jammed into combat boots.
Slab: You step into the circle. You fight or die.
Mike: (off-panel) Gulp! Panel 6: Mike gets shoved into the circle, and
Mike: Perfect. I’m about to die fighting a reject from a Mad Max porno… behind a liquor store. Panel 7: Slab wallops Mike.
SFX: WHACK
Mike: Hhkk…fuckin’ ow- - Panel 8: Officer Brogan charges in, baton raised.
Brogan: Hault! This violates Municipal Code 9.14-B: Unlicensed Combat within city limits! Panel 9: The fighters glance at each other.
Fighter #3: He just mocked the dojo.
Fighter #4: He dies now. Panel 10: Classic cartoon-style fight cloud explodes: a massive dust swirl with fists, feet, a baton, and a boot sticking out. Mike watches and bleeds.
Mike: Praise Jebus for these violent, trash angels.

Run, Skrode, Run (2/5): Dumpster Dojo, guest starring Mark from @megettingkilled.bsky.social #webcomics #comicsky #spiderbarks

11.06.2025 16:17 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i love the character Yelena in Thunderbolts and i hope in the next movie they introduce her classic nemeses, Moose and Squirrel

07.06.2025 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oi groims ded ya heah oi pecked a foit weth the prisidint

07.06.2025 03:28 — 👍 317    🔁 33    💬 5    📌 2

me: fucking tired of Swamp

(they announce Swamp 2)

me: shit that looks cool

07.06.2025 06:06 — 👍 73    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 0

reverse cowgirl and i am not involved, i’m actually across town talking to a guy about an ATV

07.06.2025 04:40 — 👍 103    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0
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Mark listens to some music.

03.06.2025 12:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just found out my cousin spins records at a club in vegas under the name DJ HugeLunch. His thing is he always talks about what a big meal he had earlier and how he won’t be hungry again for a while. He’s the wealthiest person in our family by an order of magnitude

02.06.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One time I saw some shit that was like “damn” but there was no way to prove it

02.06.2025 04:01 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the happy birthday song has a second verse about the spanish american war that’s extremely racist

02.06.2025 03:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A dog looks on despairingly as a skunk eats out of their bowl.

A dog looks on despairingly as a skunk eats out of their bowl.

Checkmate.

01.06.2025 01:29 — 👍 1811    🔁 200    💬 61    📌 21
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Mark comes out of his shell.

31.05.2025 14:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The older I get the more I feel like booted eagles or "true eagles"[25][31] have feathered tarsi (lower legs).

30.05.2025 19:43 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

she say me eat from the trash

30.05.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they showed him as a baby on CNN

30.05.2025 02:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nathan Fielder is a genius at tricking the news to advertise his shows

30.05.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Murder mysteries are so predictable. It's always the culprit..

29.05.2025 18:20 — 👍 123    🔁 12    💬 4    📌 0

pied piper real?
pied pipers near me
pied piper cost
how much to lead my kids into the ocean w flute

23.05.2025 15:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good artists borrow
Great artists steal
-Me

20.05.2025 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

millenials had chatgpt too, but we called it Typing something into babelfish and translating it through every language and then back to english so we could laugh at how stupid it was

18.05.2025 17:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

father... is there a heaven for thugs?

16.05.2025 16:07 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My goal is to slowly lower each of you down towards the erosive bubbling liquid of my thoughts until you beg for mercy

15.05.2025 01:15 — 👍 57    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0

Listen Up Journalists! The first question for RFKJr should ALWAYS be “Am I currently speaking to Robert or the worm?”

14.05.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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14.05.2025 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would refer to you as Taati Pooterson

08.05.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad Doctor: Port of Call The Hospital

07.05.2025 17:43 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Cat marriage counselor

05.05.2025 15:57 — 👍 109    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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#tbt #webcomics #spiderbarks

01.05.2025 16:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Mark takes a ride.

29.04.2025 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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