the infamous chef

I use The Chair way too often 😂😂😂

I use The Chair way too often 😂😂😂

*seductively removes her panties...

Her: Why were you wearing my panties?

I was addicted to country and western dancing

My psychiatrist had to put me in a two-step program

Getting drunk and passing out on the kitchen floor, using a pizza box as a pillow: $30

Waking up hungover and finding pizza in that box: Priceless!

A walk in the woods with a creepy dog howling..... Turn up the

Maybe? Do they howl? I know there are coyotes around

A walk in the woods with a creepy dog howling..... Turn up the

📌 Can't stop replaying this 😜

Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥

I'm going to regret this...

- Me, getting out of bed every day.

My advice to younger people: you will wish you had just shut up way more times than you will wish you had said something.

Nashville No Kings Oct 18 2025

the deep and quiet stillness
of walking in the snow
after nightfall

If God really does get angry when he catches me touching myself, why does he keep watching?

George knew what was going on 💯 🍊 is a 💩

Metro Detroit Michigan

Never ask the age of a dog in a stroller unless you’re ready to hear it in months

Yup, there's another clip I couldn't find about not liking people in groups, tend to buy hats and make rules....

I called him a monster on a Cheryl Hines post and she blocked me 😂😂😂, we used to exchange comments years ago

I'd love to be a fly on the wall as his experts put this study together, I bet it's like that old SNL sketch where everyone in the hospital is smoking and they figure out ashtrays cause cancer

Saw a rare albino deer this morning 😳❤️

Fun fact: Julius Caesar only ate 2 things each & every day.

A gross salad and a crappy pizza...

😂

I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.

My 26th wedding anniversary is Thursday

The the traditional gift for this year better be separate bedrooms or I’m gonna be really pissed.

I liked me better when I still had hope in humanity.

Fear is:

Having 3 cups of coffee and a bowl of high fiber cereal, then being stuck in a traffic jam 😣💩

i finished 3 books today, and believe me, that's a lot of coloring....

*old tweet, had over 2500 likes in the day, yet, i still somehow delete it... drunk mostly... and try again.

My name is Fred Stoller. This is my first post. How does this work?!