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If anyone is feeling super generous and wants to help me be less stressed because I suddenly have to pay loads of fees and such on my dadโs behalf now that heโs died and Iโm panicking about EVERYTHING, feel so free to donate to my Ko-fi
lol help Itโs 2am and I am WORRYING about everything ๐
09.02.2026 07:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Please explain to me whatโs so crazy about this Little Caesars Crazy Breadโข๏ธ
#littlecaesars #thatsjustbread
07.02.2026 00:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A screenshot of the notes app that reads:
The smashing machine
mark kerr not getting on a gravitron because he has a sensitive tummy - relatable
My only notes for the film #TheSmashingMachine:
06.02.2026 23:56 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
pls stop talking shit on light mode users if you want us to laugh at your jokes we gotta be able to read them
05.02.2026 17:24 โ ๐ 145 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0
A selfie of me in the plane, empty seats all around me
The flight to the US was actually nearly empty this time so we could sit wherever we wanted. Geez, I wonder why no one is visiting the US these days? ๐
06.02.2026 17:12 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm back in the States. ๐ญ
06.02.2026 17:07 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A painting of a cat on a scale that reads โfatโ, he is surrounded by candies and mounjaro pens.
Oh hey. I finished it. Thereโs some detail photos here: ko-fi.com/i/IV7V71T5CRX
#artsky #painting #art #acrylic #mounjaro
04.02.2026 19:15 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Okay, followed all. I trust you โบ๏ธ
04.02.2026 19:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I think hair extensions should be illegal just because thatโd be funny.
04.02.2026 19:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
#Gold necklace with beads, spacer, glass beads and Phoenician glass - made in #Italy, Etruria - 550/450 BC
The British Museum, London, UK
#artwork #History
09.01.2026 12:57 โ ๐ 53 ๐ 16 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 1
A selfie of meee covered in snow
Snow snow snow ๐จ๏ธ
07.01.2026 10:42 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
01.12.2025 06:43 โ ๐ 40 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Selfie of me. Long dark hair, pale face, white blouse.
Portrait of Louis XIII
I feel like I look like Louis XIII today. ๐
28.11.2025 14:14 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A very round orange cat standing on a table. In front of him to one side sits a slice of cherry pie, a chocolate doughnut and a cola. On the other side is an apple. He is looking at the apple in some kind of way.
My painting of Standing Orange Cat is actually finished this time.
๐ ko-fi.com/i/IH2H21OUWRO
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #acrylicpainting #cat
28.11.2025 08:45 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
An antique brooch in brass with purple, red, and pink stones
A candy dish with a lid in crystal!
Birthday gifts I've received this week!
14.11.2025 12:13 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A child using a vastly oversized envelope, with the logo for an electricity company, as a costume. You can only see her face which is painted white to match the colour of the envelope.
Translation: "Eight-year-old Edda Svanlund Sekander dresses up as a hefty electric bill for Halloween, something she believes will scare the grown-ups as she goes trick-or-treating."
01.11.2025 14:40 โ ๐ 108 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 5
A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs
A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs
A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs
A painting of a cat on a sofa surrounded by his jewels and faberge eggs
I've finished this, I think. I can finally leave it alone. This cat has enough jewels to buy tuna for the rest of his life. ๐
"I think I know who did the Louvre heist"
Acrylic on 60x50cm canvas ๐
๐ ko-fi.com/olliecrafoord
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting #louvre #louvreheist
01.11.2025 08:48 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Very nice!
26.10.2025 11:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Pretty good! ๐
22.10.2025 12:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
For those that canโt see reels: Guys, I think I know who did the Louvre heist. ๐
#artsky #art #traditionalart #painting
22.10.2025 09:37 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
What?
21.10.2025 12:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Liarrr ๐
21.10.2025 05:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I canโt believe weโve created and destroyed the internet in the span of my lifetime. What a wondrous world we live in.
20.10.2025 19:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Congratssss
20.10.2025 17:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I'm, uh, busy that day ๐
20.10.2025 13:43 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
We're way too horny for cheese over here. Maybe it's not processed enough.
20.10.2025 13:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Artists, what's your favorite part to draw? quote this post!
mine: Uhhhh, cats.
20.10.2025 13:21 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I've also wondered this. Bring back poisonings.
20.10.2025 13:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
03.08.2025 19:25 โ ๐ 13144 ๐ 3674 ๐ฌ 75 ๐ 100
Human artists!?
Use one piece to convince people to follow you !
20.10.2025 11:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
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Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get growing
a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
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Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
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Area man, unfortunately
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in Los Angeles
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my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
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