Meghan Crumley

If only a new operating system made me as happy as a good TV show

Ugh let’s just make new companies

Well guess what I’m gonna use the post office even HARDER

Christmas Kiss 2: Makeout Sesh

I thought this was about Jesus

Sounds like you’re on the right track

Okay I know I’m sleep deprived but I thought this first sentence was a simile

The bodily harm can only happen if the sandwich is ingested

I am deducing that Dick Cheney died from a skeet by Spooky Mulder #2 fan

A sweet, you say? I sounds farfetched and in bad faith, but it’s true, poor folks are poor because they buy too much penny candy!

I’m performing at Porchfest this weekend in Silverlake and Los Feliz! Full schedule and maps at porchfestla.com and here’s a handy little flyer I made of my appearances specifically ❤️

And I said 13 was a lot of innings!

It should work like balls, 4 intentional walks = a run

Every day I try to do one thing offline

Sometimes when I’m down, I look to my son for guidance. Right now he’s looking at his hands and quietly making little fart sounds

Having a rough time with a pilot rewrite. I was so upset with the outline draft I finished this morning, I almost drove in the rain

I’m not a horror person or a Cronenberg person, but somehow my husband convinced me to watch The Fly last night. I hated basically every minute. Afterward, he asked if I really didn’t like ANY part of it and I told him, “I liked the set design for Geena Davis’s apartment.”

Hey book lovers!

Things will be quiet the next two weeks as I am going on vacation (and I’m not giving the password to anyone 😂🤭), but I wanted to say thank you for all of your support this week and remind you to keep supporting indie bookstores while I’m away.

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*should check if he has bluesky

Just realized I can tell my husband I’m going to the coffee shop “to write” and then do whatever I want

Maybe Taylor Swift’s next album will be about the emotional stress of wedding planning, with songs called like, “Bake me a Cake”

The Sixth Sense hits different when you’re a parent

I only wouldn’t do it for AI reasons 🤷‍♀️

Hell yeah, congrats! Now fix us

Meghan kisses Michael like the famous photo of a sailor kissing a woman, with Meghan as the sailor and Michael as the woman.

My then-boyfriend (now husband) said we should do this when the strike ended. This is the moment he realized I could not support his weight

Today at noon! The bad guys want you to think showing up won’t do anything

Heads up, the Burbank Progressives (who initiated today's protest at Disney) will be present again tomorrow at 12 PM at Disney in Burbank. I'll be there and I’ve spoken to other WGA and SAG members who will join us as well. Please spread the word! See y'all tomorrow! #JimmyKimmel #FreedomOfSpeech

I was struck by how beautiful all the cars on the road looked today and just realized it’s because it was raining earlier so they’re all clean, you never see that in LA