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Andy Ryan

@itsandyryan.bsky.social

Nobody really

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Me: I'm an expert at identifying birds
Her: What about those ones flying over there?
Me: Yup, all birds

22.02.2024 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People get jailed for witness intimidation. Next to zero chance that'll happen to Trump, so if anything he's getting special treatment in a positive way.

17.10.2023 14:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Venn of the day

13.10.2023 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I breed racing deer โ€“ just trying to make a quick buck

03.08.2023 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

[restaurant]
WAITER: hereโ€™s your check
ME: can we split it
WAITER: yes of course
DATE: *reaches for card*
ME: no itโ€™s cool me and the waiter got this

02.08.2023 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 255    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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