BP from the Internet

Shocking to who lmao

So he's like a vampire trying to trick these kids into taking him to the blood bank right, because that would be the most American thing in this context

I wonder if this is the time in history the ruling class has really figured it out in a way that there will never be any social order but this until extinction

A farm themed rave for children called Charlotte's Wub

Taylor Swift is a jam band.
She:
Plays 3-hour shows
Has a hit 10-plus minute song
Has a in-jokes for hardcore fans
Has fans travel thousands of miles to see her
Plays multi-night runs at the same venue
Has fans hang out before show, selling bootleg merch
Impresses two bearded middle aged podcasters

One reason I keep Telegram is to see who in my phone contacts has fallen on hard times by recently reinstalling Telegram

Another normal day in the US

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

Tweet from Variety: “Warner Bros. Discovery to Split Into Two Companies”

The new “Warner” company will continue the traditional film and television business, while the “Brothers Discovery” company will focus on the booming market for incest pornography

It's Minneapolis all over again. Hopefully LA isn't punished with intentionally punitive economic measures for years to come for daring to disobey capitalism but lol

Me and a friend used to do tequila shots saying "it's Mexico somewhere"

I asked Grok 3 to explain white genocide like Mary Berry on a ketamine bender

your energy actually is finite and spending time fighting about the former president while the current president is putting this country in a wood chipper seems like a bad use of it

Tesla Starts Accepting Cybertruck Trade-Ins – According to Tesla, a Cybertruck Loses $35,000 Over 6,000 Miles ($5.6 Per Mile) Tesla has reversed its policy barring Cybertruck trade-ins. A Cybertruck owner says Tesla offered him $65,400 for his $100,00 truck with 6,200 miles. This means, according to Tesla, a Cybertruck loses...

Tesla now accepts Cybertruck trade-ins, and the official resale loss is $35k over just 6,000 miles.

I repeat: according to Tesla itself a Cybertruck loses $5.60 cents per mile, not counting the cost of electricity, tires, etc.

Unprecedented levels of flop!

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...

This couple is staring at you from across the bar. One of them walks over to you and asks seductively "how many liters of blood is in your body right now?"

This couple is staring at you from across the bar. One of them walks over to you and asks seductively "how many liters of blood is in your body right now?"

I didn’t really come into my own as a boy genius until I was about 34

I think it might really be the ghost of John Lennon

The psychic goblin deciding which thousand year nightmare your salvia trip will be

Cartoon: Fascism career fair A cartoon by Brian McFadden. Follow me on � Mastodon ,� Bluesky ,� Patreon ,� or at � my website .

The job market's booming if you're an asshole.

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Here at Target, we believe in the importance of staying in step with the evolving external landscape. However, it’s clear that our recent policy changes around DEI have missed the mark. Truthfully, we did not realize you queers had money

Mrs Starbucks when you say small instead of grande

"Also, no black or brown immigrants. The overworked underpaid underclass should also be white."

my offer to america: we bring woke back

About to be cheaper to fly to Mexico, buy vanilla at the airport and fly right back

A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"